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Jan 9, 2014

There Is A Mean Girls Accessories Line That Is So Fetch!

Oh my god, I love your bracelet! . . . That is the ugliest effing bracelet I've ever seen."

Jan 9, 2014

How To Make Mulled Wine Because It Is So Easy And Cheap

I just blew your head off of your body and then swatted it with a baseball bat. Home run!

Jan 9, 2014

OutKast Reunite, Lana Del Rey, Lorde Headline Coachella 2014 Lineup

The Coachella 2014 lineup has been announced and as always there will be both familiar and new faces. The dates are from April 11-13, then April 18-20.

10 Hilarious Passive Aggressive Notes From Parents

There's nothing like a good ole passive aggressive remark from your parents to make you both resent and appreciate them.

Jan 9, 2014

Racist Student Who Tortured Black Roommate Deemed 'Nerdy' Not Racist

His roommates nicknamed him "three-fifths" as a reference to previous laws that counted slaves as three-fifths of a person

Jan 8, 2014

Gone Girl And 6 Female Driven Books Turned Movies In 2014

How in the hell would they turn such a complicated book told from two perspectives about a wife gone missing, a husband accused of her possible murder, a poisoned relationship, two failing New York City writers who leave for the Midwest and plot twists galore without fucking it up?

Jan 8, 2014

Jan 8, 2014

Troian Bellisario Reveals Eating Disorder, Is Third Pretty Little Liars Actress To Have One

In a show with the word "pretty" in the title, the pressures to live up to those expectations are very real for the actresses.

Jan 8, 2014

15 Pics That Accurately Sum Up Winter Break

The end is nigh. Winter breakĀ is coming to its conclusion and it’s going to be all the harder to...

Jan 7, 2014

CVS Is Selling The Morning After Pill And Handcuffs For Valentines Day

As far as the handcuffs go, I will quote Rihanna, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me."

Jan 7, 2014

10 (Realistic) Things You Can Only Do When It's Super Cold

Have you heard that it is cold? HAVE YOU RECEIVED THIS NEWS THAT IT IS VERY COLD?

Jan 7, 2014

Conor Oberst's Rep Denies Rape Allegations, Calls Them Spurious And Groundless

Following rape allegations against Conor Oberst of Bright Eyes, his representative, Chloe Walsh, reached out to us via email with...

Jan 7, 2014

There Is A 'Sex With Liam (Payne) Be Like' Meme Because He Has A Big Peen

A photo surfaced of Liam Payne of One Direction's penis bulge sparking an epic twitter meme describing what it's like to experience the girth and length of the pop star.

Jan 6, 2014

Did The Lead Singer Of Bright Eyes, Conor Oberst, Rape Someone?

An anonymous commenter on xoJane.com revealed that she was raped by Conor Oberst the lead singer of Bright Eyes.

Jan 6, 2014

Girl Gets Rock Cardboard Cutout, Girl Creates Amazing Rock Puns

Do the people who create these elaborate photo shoots just have all the free time in the world?

Jan 6, 2014

Lady Gaga Blames Everyone For Failure Album ArtFLOP But Herself

Any artist/person who thinks their shit doesn't stink is impossibly arrogant and delusional.