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Nov 21, 2013

Watch R. Kelly Sing About “Sex Dolphins” And “Italian Hero Sandwich Love”

"With my gift, I can pretty much write a song out of anything,” he says. It really is a gift.

Nov 18, 2013

Lady Gaga Dry Humped R. Kelly On SNL

At one point Gaga lies flat on the ground and R. Kelly lays on top of her thrusting. It was awkward.

Mar 14, 2013

Joseph Gordon-Levitt sings R.Kelly’s “Ignition” And I Am Speechless [Video]

Don't get me wrong -- Joseph is a beautiful man, but every time I look at him, I am only reminded of Tommy in 3rd Rock from the Sun and frankly, this song and Tommy don't really go together...

Mar 7, 2013

We Need A New National Anthem, One With Toot-Toots And Beep-Beeps [Candy Dish]

Please sign this petition to make R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix) the new National Anthem.

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Feb 2, 2011

The 50 Most Popular Men on the Web (According to Google) 2010

How many times a week a day do you Google yourself? An embarrassing amount, right? Almost as embarrassing as the amount of time I spend diagnosing myself with fatal diseases on WebMD. But when we're not googling our own name and Facebook stalking our frenemies, we're googling (and ogling) guys. Like, a lot.

Celebrities That Deserve a Cameo More Than Mel Gibson

I was so excited for the Hangover 2 to come out next year. So excited. Like already have my tickets, waiting in line starting now excited. And then news broke that a certain celebrity was going to be making a cameo in the sequel, much like Mike Tyson did in the original. Except this celebrity isn’t a boxing legend with a drug problem. It’s a middle-aged white guy with rage issues. Mel Gibson.

Oct 19, 2010

Candy Dish: Rihanna Gets Inked

• Is it just me or is something wrong with Rihanna's new tat? • Get ready for Lilo, India! • Which college towns are the smartest? • Gatorade dumps Tiger Woods. • R. Kelly wants to be understood, dammit. • Book teaches how to date men. Does it work?

Dec 9, 2009

Candy Dish: Oh God, Paris Has Another Song

• Do I even have to ask what you think? • Hey, LiLo - put on a bra! • American Idol is really scraping for some judges. • Brad Pitt likes the pot. • Brett Favre really needs to make up his damn mind. • Can Keri Hilson save R. Kelly's career?

Aug 18, 2009

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Jun 10, 2008

The Trials and Tribulations of R. Kelly

Hey, remember Trapped in the Closet? You know, R. Kelly’s AMAZING twenty-three part R&B soap opera chronicling the twists and...

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Jun 1, 2008

After A Year, She Just Owes You Rent

So in the land of the rising sun, a woman was trapped in the closet. Oddly like R. Kelly. Since...

Sep 5, 2007

R. Kelly Sings, But Never Faces The Music

R. Kelly. Judging by his recent foray into rap musical sagas, one can only imagine that the guy either takes...

Aug 30, 2007

WTF?!? Moments in VMA History

The momentous MTV Video Music Awards are on the horizon, and even though they haven’t been so momentous in recent...

Jun 17, 2007

Music’s 11 Most Embarrassing Dads

Ah, yes Father’s Day… a time to give praise to the first man in your life. So in celebration of...

May 2, 2007

The Top 20 Most Embarrassing Pop Star Video Moments

Whenever a celebrity, and more specifically, a pop star, is caught on camera doing something stupid, lame, idiotic or illegal,...

Apr 14, 2007

Poetic License to Suck: Very Bad Lyrics

I listen to a lot of music. A lot of music. I’m sort of a music whore, downloading new stuff...

Mar 21, 2007

Kim Kardashian Minus The “Splash-ian”

Oh yes, the wait is finally over. The now infamously over-hyped “Kim Kardashian Superstar” sex tape hits the stands today...