Is The ‘Human Barbie’ Majorly Creepy? [Candy Dish]
I’m not going to poo on this girl for doing what she wants. Nevertheless I would be weary of anyone who sees perfecting themselves as a solely physical pursuit or who thinks perfection is at all possible. Although if she is happy, fulfilled, satisfied, guess I cannot be one to judge.
Hot or Hot Mess: Amanada Seifried in H&M at the In Time Premiere in London
Amanda Seifried stepped out on the red carpet for the In Time Premiere in London in a blue shorts and blazer combo from H&M. Yes, that H&M.

Candy Dish: Mean Girl Love
•Why Amanda Seyfried will always be our favorite mean girl
•Halloween inspired dates for this month
•Still stumped for Halloween? We got you covered
•Why you won’t see any babies from this Kardashian in the near future
•We need this calendar in our lives
•Good news Netflix users: more shows are actually coming!
•The hot guys of the new fall TV shows
Candy Dish: Getting Schooled
•Celebs you didn’t know pursued higher ed
•Why the best new shows this year are coming midseason
•When you hit the big o for the first time
•Do. Want.
•Amanda Seyfried enjoys her sex scenes….well duh
•Why does Taylor Lautner look eerily like Joe Jonas
•What do you think about leopard print jeans?
Candy Dish: That’s Just Bro-Tastic
• A horrible, horrible e-mail from a USC frat boy
•Zach Galifianakis is TOO funny
• Celeb fashion that made us say WOW or WHOA
• Men share the sexiest moves that women make
• I’m 22 and I’ve never had a boyfriend
• Here’s what life is like when you’re preggers at 16
• This girl stopped using shampoo and now her hair is amazing!
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Gossip Cheat Sheet: Everyone Is Having Babies!
Lately, it seems like celebrities are doing things in groups more than usual – one week it was engagements, the next week it was breaking up, and this week, it’s all about babies. Add in some relationship rumors and Britney making yet another comeback, and you’ve got a pretty good week for Hollywood.
Candy Dish: Welcome Back, Braids!
• 7 things no one told you about getting older

• A show about the porn industry!?

• The power of sexual touch

• How to wear hoops like a grown-up

• Dress like a pretty little liar

• How long is too long when you’re having sex?

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Gossip Cheat Sheet: Lindsay’s Going To Jail, Finally
Shizz went down this week: Biebs has a tat, Miley is still a bird, and George Lopez cheated on his wife (the same wife who GAVE HIM HER KIDNEY) with some hookers. You know, just another week. Anyway, while it pains me that I know so much about the lives of these people, I’m happy to report the deets for all of you. I really am a martyr.
Oscar Fashion – What Were They Thinking (Literally)?
There’s something about the Oscars that brings out the awkwardness in our favorite Hollywood stars and starlets. On the red carpet, we get to hear the awkward comments celebs make when they aren’t scripted. On stage, we get to hear the awkward comments the presenters make when they are scripted and given the corniest jokes to deliver.
Dear John, I Want To See You
Tomorrow’s a big day. The big day. The day that I’ve been dreaming about for months. Yes ladies, tomorrow marks the release of Dear John and I. just. can’t. wait.
Candy Dish: Jersey Shore Is On The Move
• Where are those Guidos gonna “blow it out of the water” next?
• Lady Gaga really loves her fans.
• This story can’t be true…can it?
• Hello there, Amanda Seyfried.
• Embrace the brooch!
• What does your email address say about you?
We Hate You, Punxsatawney Phil (and Others)
As most of you know, Punxsutawney Phil woke up and saw his shadow this morning, alerting us that, yes, there will be six more weeks of hell winter. What a prick! Six more weeks of bundling up like an Eskimo for the walk to class? Six more weeks of a constant runny nose and ghostly white complexion? Six more weeks that my wardrobe will consist 100% of sweatpants and Uggs?

High School Movie Heaven – Part II
A while back, the editor of this very site put out a query: “Give me a Top 10 list of your favorite High School Movies.” I told her I wanted in – after all, who doesn’t love to indulge in a little HS drama? So I sat down and started listing. Only I discovered that including just 10 was more impossible than winning 8 medals in one Olympic games. And I am no Michael Phelps.