• Overheard: Things We Like to Do

    Overheard: Things We Like to Do

    (Girl, bringing a drink back to a table.)
    Guy: Whad’ya get?
    Girl: It’s a gimlet.
    Guy: Oh. We usually freeze those. Or put them in the gravy.

  • Coupled. And Annoyed

    Coupled. And Annoyed

    While I love my boyfriend Matt to death, there comes a time (OK, many times) when he drive me insane. Sometimes all of the little annoying habits he has make either want to barf or slap him upside the head. I’m sure some of you will think “That’s terrible! I would never be grossed out by or want to hurt my boyfriend!” But I’d put money down on the table right now that most of you feel my pain and are sitting there right now thinking, “OMG, sometimes my boyfriend annoys the crap out of me.”

  • Overheard: Hand-to-Boob Combat

    Overheard: Hand-to-Boob Combat

    (Two girls, on a campus bus.)
    Girl 1: So did they have sex?
    Girl 2: No, they boarded Penetration Station but the train never left.

  • Overheard: What Am I Made Of

    Overheard: What Am I Made Of

    (Guy and girl in tour group, walking through campus.)
    Guy: Flying’s weird. Turbulence feels like you’re … hitting a ton of small animals, or something.
    Girl: Ohh-kay. Don’t know you well enough for that kind of humor yet.

  • Overheard: Maya on Faya

    Overheard: Maya on Faya

    (Guy, girl, in a restaurant.)
    Guy: I’ve heard from Davis and Florida State.
    Girl: Wait, Florida State? Where’s that?

  • Overheard: The Rumpus Room

    Overheard: The Rumpus Room

    (Girls, talking at dinner.)
    Girl: Today was horrible.
    Girl 2: Yeah?
    Girl 1: I had the worst headache. It was so bad, I couldn’t pee.

  • Overheard: Human Sized Hamster Ball

    Overheard: Human Sized Hamster Ball

    (Two girls, walking)
    Girl 1: OK, we take this to the grave.
    Girl 2: Yeah, no one can find out.
    Girl 1: Kinda like the time I cried in the Lizzie McGuire movie.
    Girl 2: Or when you peed on Stacie’s boots

  • Overheard, With Feeling

    Overheard, With Feeling

    (Girls, at breakfast.)
    Girl 1: How was the party?
    Girl 2: Weird. Some guy and his girlfriend trapped me in the bathroom all night.

  • Overheard: Go Watch the Super Bowl Instead

    Overheard: Go Watch the Super Bowl Instead

    (Girls, watching television in the lounge.)
    Girl 1: I just like Peyton and beer.
    Girl 2: I’d hit Peyton. I’d hit his chin, too, if he had. one.

  • Overheard: Dry Heaves

    Overheard: Dry Heaves

    (Two girls, walking.)
    Girl 1: So how was last night?
    Girl 2: It was great. Craziest sex I’ve ever had…. But I’m worried. I think he might like me.

  • Overheard: I Was One of Those Ships

    Overheard: I Was One of Those Ships

    (Girl, on the phone.)
    Girl: Uh, just so you know, that pee in the bed last night was yours, not mine…. Yeah I’m sure…. No as soon as I heard that coming out I grabbed my pants and ran out…. Yeah, I’ll need to come get my bra later.

  • Overheard: Son of Sam Eagle

    Overheard: Son of Sam Eagle

    (Two guys, in the lunchroom.)
    Guy 1: I’ll give you a hint. His name rhymes with Awesome.
    Guy 2: Plawsome.
    Guy 1: No.

  • Better of Best of Overheard, 2009

    Better of Best of Overheard, 2009

    (Two girls, walking through the mud after a football game.)
    Girl 1: I want to make a really inappropriate joke.
    Girl 2: Is it a Trail of Tears joke?
    Girl 1: Okay, yeah.