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Lindsay Lohan Invites Beyoncé, Britney Spears & Paris Hilton To Her Birthday Party, Is All Of Us

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Lindsay Lohan, on the heels of announcing what is sure to be the new Goop and immediately prior to asking Emma Stone to co-star in a movie that already exists, has extended a cordial invitation to three of the most notable powerhouses in Hollywood.

LiLo, the picture of casualness, invited lip sync denier Britney Spears, the now-brunette yoga DJ Paris Hilton, and postpartum Beyoncé to the Mykonos in Greece for her 31st birthday this weekend via Twitter.

“#nicegirls @britneyspears @parishilton come to #mykonos for my birthday this weekend,” she wrote, adding, seemingly as an afterthought: “@Beyonce you too.”

It’s an impeccable lineup — and Twitter has no idea how to react.

None of the A-listers have responded yet to the casual invitation, but considering Queen B just had The Twins™ and Britney’s a little busy performing in Tel Aviv this weekend, Hilton is the only guest who may be able to make the party.

That said, I’m totally free this weekend.

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