If going out for bottomless mimosas, eggs benedict, and stacks of chocolate chip pancakes with friends is a favorite weekend tradition, I am here to tell you that Mariah Carey has cancelled it forever.
The former Queen of Christmas (who now rejects that appellation) declared that she doesn’t “do brunch” on Twitter Saturday (January 6), and it was more powerful than the time that Cady Heron wore army pants and flip-flops.
“A friend called and asked me to do brunch,” she tweeted to her dumbfounded followers. “Come on.. I don’t do brunch, it’s daytime!! I suggested linner instead (definition: a late dinner!) #linneristhenewbrunch.”
A friend called and asked me to do brunch. Come on.. I don't do brunch, it's daytime!! I suggested linner instead 😂☕ (definition: a late dinner!) #linneristhenewbrunch
— Mariah Carey (@MariahCarey) January 6, 2018
R.I.P to Mariah Carey’s friend who asked her to “do brunch,” and to all of the stans abandoning their favorite meal forever.
Me from now on when someone asks me to go to brunch. pic.twitter.com/puZB05jqCY
— M.C (@TheLambsOfMIMI) January 6, 2018
mariah carey said she doesnt do brunch so i no longer do brunch
— 💋 (@chaserojo) January 6, 2018