Feb 28, 2014

5 Things That Would Make Me Happier Than This Husky Getting His Head Scratched

Sometimes my human life is a little more complicated than a dog's and it takes more than a mere scratch sesh to send my happiness levels soaring.

Feb 28, 2014

Swallowing The Post-College Ugly Truth [Twenty-Something Rules]

I took a Fiction Writing class once. I adored it. I’d take my coffee and my Moleskin and feel hipster as hell walking into the lofty classroom. One day, our instructor had us practice building our own characters.

Feb 28, 2014

10 Essential Tips For Applying For Summer Internships

We know you might not even be thinking about internships right now, and we totally get that - there are essays to be written and parties to go to; but now really is the time to fit internship applications into your busy schedule.

Parents Watching Their Kids Tweak At EDM Festivals Is Funny And Sad

Festivals, Sex and Suspicious Parents is a real, actual show that exists on BBC Three where parents watch their beloved...

Feb 28, 2014

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are Engaged & Other Links to Read in Bed

No official statement has been released from the ex @MrsKutcher yet.

Feb 28, 2014

Guy Cheats On Girlfriend For 20 Retweets, Gets Away With It

A young man ponders whether or not he should cheat on his girlfriend with his "side bitch." Instead of weighing the pros and cons, he does it for 20 retweets on Twitter.

Feb 28, 2014

Feb 27, 2014

University of Utah Students Caught Smoking Weed In Igloo

Police found four University of Utah students smoking weed in a homemade igloo. The Huffington Post reports, “Sgt. Garth Smith...

Feb 27, 2014

Most Couples Have Slept With Their Weddings Guests (Because We're All Hoes)

Our open mindedness to friends-with-benefits lifestyles is coming around, once again, to bite us in the bum.

Feb 27, 2014

The 7 Signs You Chose The Wrong Major

Society decided to ask every seventeen or eighteen-year-old what they want to do with their life straight out of high...

Feb 27, 2014

Graham Cracker "Ice Cream" Sandwiches That are Actually Pretty Healthy

One of the saddest realizations of my adult life was when I had to admit to myself that I could not eat 100 ice pops, drink all the frozen margaritas, nom on some delicious barbeque and still look amazing in a bikini. It's just never gonna happen.

Feb 27, 2014

Lesson #9: Friends Don't Let Friends Hookup With Friends [Bold Girls' Bible]

Since the days of When Harry Met Sally, men and women have been asking, "Can men and women really be just friends?" Well, yes. But in recent years there's a new development. The "Friends With Benefits" relationship.

Feb 27, 2014

The REAL Reason John Mayer and Katy Perry Broke Up & More in Today's Candy Dish

The on-again-off-again nature of the relationship fell squarely on Katy's shoulders because there was just one habit of hers that dear ol' John did not care for.

Feb 27, 2014

Nicki Minaj Destroys The Male Gaze In Feminist Rant Rap

She won't allow her body, beauty, sexuality and power to be defined by men. He gazes at her and she stares right back. As she raps, smashing and destroying everything, completely devouring him, the eyes divert and wince in shock.

Feb 27, 2014

Racist Paula Deen Feels Like "Black Football Player That Came Out"

You know, the struggles of an old white racist millionaire are exactly the same for a rising, gay, Black, football star.

Feb 27, 2014

16 Horrifying And Hilarious Human Animal Face Swaps

Do you ever just look at a person, remember they are an animal and realize that we are just ugly, freakishly dressed creatures that are strangely tech savvy?