When she’s not too busy avoiding the limelight and dodging questions about her pregnancy, our favorite Southern is-it-chicken-or-is-it-fish belle, the mama-to-be keeps her fans in the loop on her personal Twitter!

The one thing I’ve always loved about Jessica Simpson is that she keeps it real. She defends her curvy frame and embodies confidence, beauty and — sometimes — naivety. But ever since magazines unearthed her baby mama drama, what else has the successful designer been up to?

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When I go to class at 8 a.m. wearing no makeup, I don’t look good. It’s not fair that some celebrities look amazing even without makeup. They get to be a celebrity!

Why do they get to look good with no makeup on?? I’m so jealous. And I want you to be jealous too. So here, just take a look.

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It seems like celebrities these days have to be Jacks (or Janes) of All Trades. If you’re a singer then you’re a dancer and if you’re a dancer then you’re an actor. Then comes the fragrance, and then, of course, the clothing line, the last of which can get a little creepy crazy. I mean, everyone remembers the Avril Lavinge era of hoodies and men’s ties right? No? Just me.

Well, if you do remember  the terrifying time then you remember just how ridiculous some of these fashion labels can get. So it’s easy to write off every celeb clothing line as a fashion disaster waiting to happen. And while that may be true for some, that’s not the case for all celebs turned designers.

Don’t believe me? Check out these five celebrities with fashion labels you’ll love.

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Plenty of young celebrities choose to earn a college degree just in case no one thinks they’re hot or wants to buy their album when they’re 45 and practically falling apart (thanks to a life of plastic surgery). Emma Watson, Hilary Duff, Dylan and Cole Sprouse — the list goes on and on. Honestly, it’s a smart decision, good for them.

But, see, there’s a difference between Emma Watson and Jessica Simpson, am I right? Emma’s cool British charm and her extensive knowledge of (fictional) magic make her the perfect candidate for an Ivy League school, but Jessica Simpson? I’m pretty sure you have to know the difference between chicken and tuna in order to get into college.

Regardless, Simpson, Alba (who knew they were friends?) and their husbands took a tour of this university’s campus yesterday. While there’s been no confirmation on whether they have plans to attend the school, they’re seriously the last two people on this planet who should be even considering applying to this school.

Okay, fine, Alba’s not bad, she could probably handle it, but Simpson? Seriously, can you imagine having Jessica Simpson as a roommate? Aside from bursting into an emotional drunken fit whenever someone decides to blast their 98 Degrees old-school playlist, Simpson would be that chick who asks the most ridiculous, stupid, irrelevant questions in class and that girl who might as well not even have a laptop since she doesn’t even know how to turn it on. Basically, she would be the one who you would have to assume had really, rich parents who built a library on campus.

There are three things I need for a good party night: a few shots of cheap vodka, a cute outfit and the perfect party companions. And I’ve done a good job rounding up the three, if I do say so myself. Like most college girls, I’ve perfected the art of the party and have plenty of Facebook photos to prove it.

But after awhile, anyone would get sick of Mohawk vodka, the 27 cute black tops in her closet and dancing to the Black Eyed Peas with the same people over and over again. I need something to spice things up a bit, and nothing is spicier than some celebrity wingpeople. (Besides Tobasco sauce, which is not a good idea for a shot. Just trust me.)

So who would I want to share a fish bowl with? Here are the 10 celebrities guaranteed to be a good time:

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CollegeCandy’s favorite celebrity stoners

I always wonder how celebrities manage to maintain such amazing bodies. Thank god, every tabloid EVER constantly feature celebrity diet articles called “How I lost 10 pounds and kept it off!” in which that week’s super skinny celeb claims they stay lean by eating a healthy balanced diet of lean meat, oatmeal and tons of veggies. Oh, they also take their dog for hikes and they do Pilates for exercise.

I secretly suspect that their real diets include a lot less oatmeal and a lot more nothing. And why do I think that?

1. Because I’ve been eating oatmeal for years and my thighs still touch when I walk.
2. Because celebrities say such dumb things about dieting I honestly can’t believe a word that comes out of their mouths.

Wanna see what I’m talkin’ about? Here’s a list of some of the dumbest things celebrities have said about diets and working out. It’s the kind of stuff that makes you scratch your head and say “Oh, honey!” while also making you feel a whole lot better about the fact that although you work out every day (or at least have every intention to!), you still don’t have Megan Fox’s body. Read More »