I've been introduced to a whole new world of the best kind of art: the kind you can eat. The kind. you. can. eat.
As an atheist, even to me, the exchange between this Baltimore Community College administrator and a prospective student sounds troubling.
Beyoncé and Jay Z are touring together. This is going to be the ultimate illuminati ritual that opens the 7th circle of hell.
Let these 20 photos be a reminder that there is solidarity in suffering.
Just like diamonds, Trader Joe's is a college girl's best friend.
It's an emotional experience of bartering, checking your bank account, scouring sale racks and becoming disillusioned by modern fashion.
When it's over, like a pulling out an ingrown hair, it will be painful and oh so, satisfying.
Embroidery was something that old ladies did while eating jello and watching soap operas or at least I imagined it that way.
Don't turn up to the department store not knowing what you're looking for.
Do those extra 30 minutes really make a difference? Nope, but I can't seem to shake them.
I mean, if you're wondering if a video like this is problematic just ask yourself did you learn anything about Japanese women and their culture? Oh, they like Hello Kitty? OK.
Sometimes we have to forget what eggs really are, sometimes we have to roll up our sleeves and grab that food from the bottom of the sink, sometimes we have to hold our breath and deal with the ick to get to the good. Thus is life.
"The best thing you can do for your sex life is to learn to love sucking d*ck. It is one of my favorite pastimes. I could suck d*ck for like 7 minutes, anything after that is too long."
Some people are just better than me.