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Apr 29, 2014

I Can't Stop Looking At This Lady's Food Art Instagram

I've been introduced to a whole new world of the best kind of art: the kind you can eat. The kind. you. can. eat.

Apr 28, 2014

Was This Guy Rejected From College Because He Loves God Too Much?

As an atheist, even to me, the exchange between this Baltimore Community College administrator and a prospective student sounds troubling.

On The Run: Jay And Bey Better Perform These 6 Songs Together

Beyoncé and Jay Z are touring together. This is going to be the ultimate illuminati ritual that opens the 7th circle of hell.

Apr 28, 2014

20 Photos That Basically Say Everything About Finals Week

Let these 20 photos be a reminder that there is solidarity in suffering.

Apr 28, 2014

The 5 Best Trader Joe's Frozen Meals Under $5

Just like diamonds, Trader Joe's is a college girl's best friend.

Apr 25, 2014

Apr 25, 2014

The 10 Emotions You Experience While Shopping At Urban Outfitters

It's an emotional experience of bartering, checking your bank account, scouring sale racks and becoming disillusioned by modern fashion.

Apr 25, 2014

The Irony And The Ecstasy Of Your Favorite TV Show Ending

When it's over, like a pulling out an ingrown hair, it will be painful and oh so, satisfying.

Apr 25, 2014

15 Totally Inappropriate Embroidery Hoops

Embroidery was something that old ladies did while eating jello and watching soap operas or at least I imagined it that way.

Apr 24, 2014

Your Handbag Dictionary: 10 Kinds Of Handbags You Must Know

Don't turn up to the department store not knowing what you're looking for.

Apr 24, 2014

How To Wakeup Without Hitting The Snooze Button

Do those extra 30 minutes really make a difference? Nope, but I can't seem to shake them.

Apr 24, 2014

Avril Lavigne's "Hello Kitty" Is An Embarrassment To Everyone Involved

I mean, if you're wondering if a video like this is problematic just ask yourself did you learn anything about Japanese women and their culture? Oh, they like Hello Kitty? OK.

Apr 23, 2014

15 Disgusting Everyday Things We Put Up With Because Life

Sometimes we have to forget what eggs really are, sometimes we have to roll up our sleeves and grab that food from the bottom of the sink, sometimes we have to hold our breath and deal with the ick to get to the good. Thus is life.

Apr 23, 2014

Sorority 'D Sucking Queen" Advises Sorority Sisters To Learn To Swallow

"The best thing you can do for your sex life is to learn to love sucking d*ck. It is one of my favorite pastimes. I could suck d*ck for like 7 minutes, anything after that is too long."