College Admissions Officials Insult Delusional Students
This is why you didn't get into your first choice college.
Don't Make Your Man A Purse Bitch Of Instagram #HoldThisBB
"Hold my purse and wait here for a sec, bb." The dreaded words of a lover, worse than "We need to talk," and "Is it in yet?"
8 Old Black People That Look Younger Than Lorde
As a brown person I can tell you there has been a long held rumor that, "Black don't crack."
The 12 Best Anti-Valentines For Single People
Let's not rub our relationship status into each other's faces because we think our life choices are better.
Selfies With Homeless People Are The Hot New Trend
Is empathy really too much to ask when we're constantly striving for others to understand ourselves? Let's collectively stop acting like tools, please.
Tulane's Entire Greek System Put On Probation For Hardy Partying
Tulane's entire Greek system, meaning all frats and sororities, have been put on social probation for partying too hard.
Federal Government To Recognize Same-Sex Marriage In Every State
These rights will include the 34 states where same-sex marriage is illegal. So you have to get married in a state where it is legal but that marriage will be recognized in every state even in ones where you can't get married.
Shia LaBeouf Wore Paper Bag On His Head During Nymphomaniac Premiere
This isn't the first time Shia has worn a paper bag on his head but he has officially gone off the deep end.
The 15 Funniest Valentine's Day Cards That Will Get You Laid
So instead of sobbing in your leopard Snuggie while ordering pajama pants from QVC because the closest thing you have to a boo is a wheel of goat cheese and a Netflix account, print out a couple of these romantic puns out and make a precious moment of your own.
Did The Sochi Olympic Mascot Look Like A Super High Pedobear?
When those Sochi Olympic Mascots came out, during the Opening Ceremony, on rollerblades the general consensus on Twitter was , "Damn, those mascots look high as balls."
Bieber's Plane Had So Much Pot Smoke Pilots Had To Wear Oxygen Masks
Justin Bieber hot boxed his private jet and abused the flight attendant because someobody help this boy!
20 Retail Fails That Make Shopping Really Confusing
"Hi, yes, I am looking for fudge Pop Tarts but all I can find are these off brand Pop-Tards?"
Man Wants To Be Chi Omega Sorority's Foot Slave And Houseboy
"The reason I’m writing is because I have always wanted to be a foot slave or houseboy for a sorority or group of girls. There is nothing sexual at all with this."
10 Things You Should Never Say To A Twenty-Something
"Here's a list of things all twenty-somethings should know."
