Pregames are a fabulous way to save money and sing along to Ke$ha for hours on end (because the party doesn't start until you walk in). Unfortunately, hosting a pregame requires you to buy your friends booze.
The Head and the Heart sounds like the Valencia filter looks.
If you're looking for someone you won't have to see around campus when things inevitably take a turn for the worst, then dating apps might be your calling.
If you've ever been the not-so-proud recipient of a guilt trip worthy of its own movie (far superior to that hot mess starring Streisand), this is a must-read.
If you're somehow roped into throwing a dinner party, you need to be devious.
4. There's no way the study lounge would hold up under a black light investigation.
Juicy sweatsuits might be the ultimate look for The Real Housewives of today, but they used to be the uniform of celebutantes and populars.
While JJ Grey & Mofro isn't a new artist to know (they've been touring for over a decade), JJ and his band do need to be on your radar immediately.
Sorority rush is like hell, if Hades wore Lilly Pulitzer prints exclusively.
These tiny nuggets will make your ovaries squee.
I know Cosmo tells you to casually pair your dude's jeans with sequins for a look that "flawlessly transitions from day to night!" but the reality is that pairing your super slooty spandy dress with a pair of his boxer shorts is less than stealth.
8. Mixers provide the perfect opportunity to MO in costume (and they also make for walk of shames that are equal parts unfortunate and unforgettable).
While Dashboard was the soundtrack to your awkward preteen years, Twin Forks is perfect for life as a socially adjusted human being.
Real talk: If your entire being wasn't covered head-to-toe in Tiffany jewelry throughout your middle school career, you were struggling socially.