Start saving your pennies.
"I'm over trying to find the ‘adorable’ way to state my opinion and still be likable!"
Isn't dressing as a "sexy alien" getting a bit old?
Pretty soon some other wasted college student will take their rightful place as most hated kid on the Internet.
This might come as a total shock, but people don't read Playboy for the in-depth articles.
One Smelly Pirate Hooker cocktail, please.
Just because a Halloween costume is last-minute doesn't mean it can't be cute and creative.
Get ready for the next T. Swift breakup song...
"If all this stops one person from making the same mistake, then some good has come from showing this video."
How such stunning vocals came out of two dancing maniacs I will never understand.