Are you angsty? Sexually experimental? A vampire slayer? We know where you should go to school.
College girls are notoriously obsessed with cuteness. Whether its cute boys, a cute dress, cute shoes, a cute GIF or a cute little compliment from a friend, us ladies just eat it right up.
Ahhh, summertime and the living is anything other than easy if you have to work.
If a student is dating a professor, I am probably going to give that professor side-eye.
Ironically, a lot of beautiful things are penis-shaped.
If there's ever been an argument to step away from the Kindle and actually buy a real life book, this is it - consider how much a pretty coffee table book can add to you apartment.
Cheap fashion is undeniably appealing. Why pay $100 for something when you could get something that looks pretty similar for $15? The issue, however, is with quality.
If you ain't going to love your selfie, how in the hell you gonna love somebody elsie?
IT'S GETTING EASIER. Finally. I'm no longer feeling that constant need to check Twitter or Instagram. I have no Facebook-related FOMO. This feels like success.
Have you entered to win a $500 prize pack from Coca-Cola? It's super easy!
Some of you might be saying, "Balderdash!" To which I would say, "Hells bells, Trudy!"
I'll skip the preamble here because I know you girls are all sick of all things wedding-related by now (and if you're not yet, just wait till you hit 25 and EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER MET is getting hitched).
Are you a loser, loser double-loser, as if, whatever?
Would you have your whole uterus out for fashion?