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Mar 7, 2014

Lily Allen Says "Women Are The Enemy" And We Don't Need Feminism

" I know that when I'm sitting in a restaurant and a really beautiful woman walks in, who's skinny, I instinctively think, 'Oh she's really skinny and beautiful and I'm really fat and ugly.' Every man I speak to always says they find that kind of woman gross, and they prefer a bit more meat on their ladies."

Mar 7, 2014

Most Empowered Women in TV History: Part 1 [Dude's List]

In March, as we should be doing every day of the year, regardless of what the calendar says, we celebrate you, Ladies. We celebrate breakthroughs, boundary busters, and trailblazers across every area of society.

Mar 6, 2014

5 Unavoidable Spring Break Truths [CC Faves]

Being an experienced elder who’s been down that path (to Blackout City) before, I thought I’d share a few Spring Break truths with you. The real deal. The whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Aziz Ansari Studies Modern Love Through Reddit & More in Today's Candy Dish

Aziz Ansari, known for his standup comedy routines and starring role on Parks and Recreation, is about to add another feather to his cap. That of author.

Mar 6, 2014

The New SAT Is Going Back To 1600 And Is Supposed To Be Easier

Yes, the new and improved SAT sounds great and all but will it address the fact that they favor men over women?

Mar 6, 2014

Why Is Aaron Carter Desperately Trying To Get Hilary Duff Back?

"I'll spend the rest of my life trying to better myself to get back to her. I don't care what ANY of you think."

Mar 6, 2014

Mar 6, 2014

Police Took Photos Of All Of Justin Bieber's Tattoos, What Does Each Say About The Biebs?

So, right now I am about to make fun of all of Justin Bieber's tattoos but really, I am just teasing because all tattoos kind of are stupid while simultaneously not being stupid at all, you know?

Mar 5, 2014

The Very Best Hilarious Tweets From Beyoncé Fan Fiction

To most, Beyoncé appears to be some sort of beauty queen android or like she is trying too hard to convince us her poop doesn't stink, according to Beyoncé Fan Fiction she is merely a vegan superhuman with magical powers.

Mar 5, 2014

Suing Teen Loses Case Against Parents, Says She Wants To 'Sh*t' On Mom's Face

"Yeah sorry that you have problems now and you need to harp on mine because i didn't and i actually took a sh*t which i really just wanna sh*t all over your face right now."

Mar 5, 2014

Watch Oprah Tell Lindsay Lohan To "Cut The Bullshit"

Oprah gets pissed she is misbehaving and sits her down for a heart to heart. If Oprah can't save you then perhaps, you need to save yourself.

Mar 5, 2014

Your "Pretty Little Liars" Cheat Sheet: Season 4, Episode 22

With Aria on the run and Spencer fresh from rehab, the girls were on a hot mess express when we left off.

Mar 4, 2014

Bratty Teen Sues Parents For College Tuition, Is Ridiculous Human

She really isn't using her noodle and if she carried on this way in my parent's household she would have been whooped on the back of the head with a slipper. Girl, you need to think straight.

Mar 4, 2014

Vanity Fair's Oscar Party Photo Booth Candids are Everything & More in Today's Candy DIsh

While what happens behind those infamous closed doors usually stays pretty hidden, celebrities do have the opportunity to hop in the VF photo booth to take inebriated and uninhibited selfies with their friends.

Mar 4, 2014

Dartmouth Student Assaulted After Being Named in Online "Rape Guide" [Lady Bits]

The post, which appeared in January, gave instructions for how to make the woman want to perform oral sex. "If not," it said, "have her do it anyways."

Mar 4, 2014

Did Andre Drummond Leak Jennette McCurdy's Scandalous Photos?

And this is why you don't send nude or racy pictures with your face in them to boys you met on the internet even if they are NBA stars—no, especially if they are NBA stars.