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Feb 9, 2014

GIRLS Recap: Season 3, Episode 6 ‘Free Snacks’ [A Bro’s Thoughts]

Hannah somehow pulled a real job out of her ass that she should be grateful for, but instead remains insufferable

Feb 9, 2014

If You Haven't Heard of Russian Figure Skater Yulia Lipnitskaia, You're Doing It Wrong

My jaw is still on the floor after watching 15-year-old Yulia Lipnitskaia compete in the women's short program earlier this weekend.

Feb 9, 2014

Jessica Simpson Showed Off Her Post-Baby Bod, and She Looks Amazing

Jessica Simpson has gotten a lot of flack in the past for gaining weight, but she wasn't going to take any of that criticism lying down. Homegirl looks amazing.

Is There Anything Better Than Celebrity Mean Tweets?

By now, I'm sure you've come across one of these videos, but man oh man, if you haven't, we've got a treat for you!

Feb 8, 2014

The 15 Funniest Valentine's Day Cards That Will Get You Laid

So instead of sobbing in your leopard Snuggie while ordering pajama pants from QVC because the closest thing you have to a boo is a wheel of goat cheese and a Netflix account, print out a couple of these romantic puns out and make a precious moment of your own.

Feb 7, 2014

Did The Sochi Olympic Mascot Look Like A Super High Pedobear?

When those Sochi Olympic Mascots came out, during the Opening Ceremony, on rollerblades the general consensus on Twitter was , "Damn, those mascots look high as balls."

Feb 7, 2014

Feb 7, 2014

The 10 Hottest Men of the 2014 Sochi Olympic Games

With the Sochi Winter Games' Opening Ceremonies happening today and the first couple games kicking off yesterday, there are lots of websites reporting favorites to win. We thought, to change things up, we'd round up our favorites to look at.

Feb 7, 2014

Justin Bieber's Booking Video Just Released By Miami Police :(

We've been following the story closely because we <3 the Biebs, obvi. Now watch the newly released footage of his official pat-down just after his arrest.

Feb 7, 2014

Bieber's Plane Had So Much Pot Smoke Pilots Had To Wear Oxygen Masks

Justin Bieber hot boxed his private jet and abused the flight attendant because someobody help this boy!

Feb 6, 2014

Man Wants To Be Chi Omega Sorority's Foot Slave And Houseboy

"The reason I’m writing is because I have always wanted to be a foot slave or houseboy for a sorority or group of girls. There is nothing sexual at all with this."

Feb 6, 2014

Dakota Johnson Dishes on "Fifty Shades of Grey" Sex Secrets

Dakota Johnson is posing for the cover of ELLE's March issue and opens up about life on the "Fifty Shades of Grey" set as well as some of her opinions of the book and her behind the scenes "sex secrets".

Feb 6, 2014

Guy Takes Women's Studies Class, Sues Teacher Because He Fears Women

HAHAHAHA. I am dying over here because it is so amusing to me when men freak out about the shit women have to deal with on a daily basis and then have the audacity to take legal action when anyone with a vagina would be laughed out of society.

Feb 6, 2014

Read the Alternate Ending to Harry Potter & Other Links to Read in Bed

For curious fans of Harry Potter who wonder what a platonic Ron and Hermione would have looked like, your wishes are about to be granted.

Feb 6, 2014

Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again, In Vogue Germany

Miley Cyrus is nude again in Vogue Germany. What can we say, she's got covetable boobs, why not show them off?

Feb 5, 2014

There Is A Naked Man Statue At Wellesley Freaking Students Out

The Davis Museum at Wellesley College put a Tony Matelli sculpture called "Sleepwalker" on the side of the road and as you can see it is fucking horrifying.