JK Rowling is pretty much the sorting hat.
Malfoy is going to have to exchange all his green scarves for red and gold.
You can join in on the role-playing fun, but unfortunately, you can't apparate there.
You can get your Hogwarts letter.
Grab some Butter Beer and prepare for the best Halloween ever.
Attention Pottheads! J.K. Rowling has published a new story to update us on our beloved Harry Potter series. This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill!
To be fair, I guess I did always have a little bit of curiosity when it came to Harry and Hermione, but I never would dare to think that Rowling herself would utter such madness.