dancing with the stars

Did Feminism Cause Male Genitalia To Shrink? Rush Limbaugh Says Yes [Candy Dish]
Apparently, the size of the average male penis has decreased in size. Although there are several theories that consider what may have contributed to the change, Rush Limbaugh says feminism has got to be the best explanation. Someone must have him by the balls.
There Are Some Things You Just Need To Ask A Naked Guy [Candy Dish]
Guys are foreign creatures. They are filled with mixed signals, week late text messages, and “NO ONE IS AWAKE RIGHT NOW” booty calls. One thing I’ve never understood is why guys are obsessed with lesbians.

Wiz Khalifa Caught With Weed AGAIN [Candy Dish]
In just 10 days Wiz Khalifa has been caught with weed…twice. You’d think after the first incident with authorities, the rapper would have cleaned up his game for a bit.
Candy Dish: Our Knight In Shining Amor!
• Ryan Gosling returns to NYC and already saving lives!
• Drew Barrymore debuts tiny baby bump out in LA
• Heath Ledger would be 33 today!
• Nic Cage only has $6 million more in taxes to pay!
• DWTS game changing moment last night
• ‘Summer School’ remake moving forward with Adam Sandler
Candy Dish: Printers Printing Chocolate!
• What?! 3D chocolate printers exist!
• In honor of ‘American Reunion’ here is the best of ‘American Pie’
• Behind the scenes of ‘Avengers’ with Robert Downey Jr.
• Tom Cruise belts out Bon Jovi in ‘Rock of Ages’ trailer
• Levi Johnston gets another girl pregnant out of wedlock!
• Lots of emotion happening on Dancing With The Stars!
Candy Dish: One Big Muscle
• Would you buy a pair of the grossest leggings ever?
• Robert Downey Jr. named his son Exton.
• This guy can’t handle the Bieber Fever.
• Who’s on your dream Dancing with the Stars cast?
• Did you stalk your middle school crushes? (Admit it.)
• Celebrities pets are the cutest pets.
Candy Dish: Hot or Not Moment
•How much during the day we actually consider ourselves hot
•Is there anything better than dogs in costumes?
•Pee Wee Herman on DWTS???
•Mariah Carey’s twins have been listening to their mom’s music of course
•Getting back into the sexual groove
•The best of Versace for H&M

Dancing with the (Not-So) Stars
When ‘DWTS’ first hit the nighttime scene it left the public puzzled. Where, we were wondering, are all the stars? 13 seasons later and we are still asking ourselves the same question. George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend? Who cares if she’s in the spotlight now that she’s out of America’s leading man’s arms? Rob Kardashian? Is he that annoying kid that’s always bumming off Khloe on KUWTK?
Candy Dish: The R Rated Rebecca Black
•Kim Kardashian’s music video makes ‘Friday’ look like record gold
•An easy back-to-school make-up look you need to try out
•Britney’s dancers outdo the VMA’s tribute with their very own
•Guess who’s going to be in ‘Dancing With the Stars’?!
•Best colleges to find a husband
•Evil dictators and their secret crushes
•How to get long, sexy lashes
Candy Dish: Call the Doctor
• Do you need social media therapy?
• Here’s why you need to watch the NBA All Stars game
• Trade in your gun to get a dildo
• Most sexually active female AND male names
• Happy hour tips for keeping slim
• These are the ugliest boots I’ve ever seen
• Our dream picks for Dancing with the Stars
Gossip Cheat Sheet: Shocking Grammy Nominations AND MORE
Apparently while we’re still polishing off Thanksgiving leftovers, Hollywood’s already gearing up for 2011. And they just announced the first pot-stirrer of the New Year: who’s nominated for February’s Grammy’s…and who isn’t.
Why Everyone Needs to be Watching Lone Star
Here’s the deal, people. I love reality TV as much as the next person. I die over the fake words and ridiculous sayings that The Situation or Rachel Zoe come up with every week and immediately go ba-nanas figuring out how I will incorporate said words into my daily vernacular.
10 Best Things About The Fall
Labor Day weekend has come and gone, and what’s left of your tan is probably beginning to fade. Add that to the fact that the first week of classes (When you don’t actually have to do anything but collect syllabuses and catch up with friends.) has been replaced by actual classes, and you’re probably pulling a Danny Zuko and wishing longingly for summer nights.
TV Premiere Overload
If fantasy football is a good enough reason for guys to disappear for days on end, then I hereby give you permission to set aside the textbooks and turn off your cell phone for what is going to be the greatest (and most stressful) week of TV all year. It seems like every. freaking. show. on TV is premiering this week. Not sure how you’re going to fit it all in??
The Bachelor Pad: The Final Twist
The finale of The Bachelor Pad was surprisingly low-key compared to the rest of the season. Minimal tears, not one drunk person…even the “tell-all” question sesh was less than juicy. So we found out Dave used to smack talk about the older contestants on the show. Seriously, who cares?
Bachelor Pad: And Then There Were Couples
Monday’s Bachelor Pad finally proved that the popular girls will always win. And homely (relatively speaking, of course), single girls will always go home alone…in stretch limos….to their cats.