Candy Dish: One Big Muscle

Would you buy a pair of the grossest leggings ever?

Robert Downey Jr. named his son Exton

This guy can’t handle the Bieber Fever

Who’s on your dream Dancing with the Stars cast?

Did you stalk your middle school crushes? (Admit it.)

Celebrities pets are the cutest pets

You’ll be glad to know Angelina Jolie is still crazy… in bed

Rock some Valentine’s Day nail art this year

Learn how to downplay your hips


Candy Dish: Hot or Not Moment

How much during the day we actually consider ourselves hot

Is there anything better than dogs in costumes?

Pee Wee Herman on DWTS???

Mariah Carey’s twins have been listening to their mom’s music of course

Getting back into the sexual groove

The best of Versace for H&M

Why wasn’t this available when I was a kid??

How do you know when he’s hitting on you?


Dancing with the (Not-So) Stars

When ‘DWTS’ first hit the nighttime scene it left the public puzzled. Where, we were wondering, are all the stars? 13 seasons later and we are still asking ourselves the same question.

George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend? Who cares if she’s in the spotlight now that she’s out of America’s leading man’s arms?

Rob Kardashian? Is he that annoying kid that’s always bumming off Khloe on KUWTK?

Since nighttime television spoiled us with not-so A-list stars, here’s who I would have loved to see on this season’s lineup: Read More »


Candy Dish: The R Rated Rebecca Black

Kim Kardashian’s music video makes ‘Friday’ look like record gold

An easy back-to-school make-up look you need to try out

Britney’s dancers outdo the VMA’s tribute with their very own

Guess who’s going to be in ‘Dancing With the Stars’?!

Best colleges to find a husband

Evil dictators and their secret crushes

How to get long, sexy lashes

The seasonal hunks of summer

What to do if you meet your doppelganger


Candy Dish: Call the Doctor

Do you need social media therapy?

Here’s why you need to watch the NBA All Stars game

Trade in your gun to get a dildo

Most sexually active female AND male names

Happy hour tips for keeping slim

These are the ugliest boots I’ve ever seen

Our dream picks for Dancing with the Stars

Guess how much Rihanna makes an hour (A LOT)

Just because he’s a cutie patootie

Guess what scares Justin Bieber


Gossip Cheat Sheet: Shocking Grammy Nominations AND MORE

Apparently while we’re still polishing off Thanksgiving leftovers, Hollywood’s already gearing up for 2011.  And they just announced the first pot-stirrer of the New Year: who’s nominated for February’s Grammy’s…and who isn’t.

Big Turkey Sandwich with All the Fixings

1. The full list of 2011’s Grammy Award Nominees has been announced.  And guess who’s leading the pack with noms? Uh, Eminem.  Following him with the most are Lady Gaga (duh), Jay-Z, and Bruno Mars.  Because none of us are sick of hearing “Love the Way You Lie” and “Bad Romance” on the radio…

2. Oh no.  Could it be?  A preggers Jessica Simpson? Well, I guess that would explain the expedited wedding plans.

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Why Everyone Needs to be Watching Lone Star

Here’s the deal, people. I love reality TV as much as the next person. I die over the fake words and ridiculous sayings that The Situation or Rachel Zoe come up with every week and immediately go ba-nanas figuring out how I will incorporate said words into my daily vernacular.

But I also love quality TV. You know, something with a plot line. Something with some drama (and I’m not talking about The Situation putting a tampon under Angelina’s pillow type of drama, thankyouverymuch). Something with a hunky male lead who doesn’t rely on a daily routine of GTL to maintain his hunkiness. Actors with actual talent. I’m talking about a show with a certain actor whose daughter once wore a vial of blood around her neck.

I’m talking about Lone Star. Read More »


10 Best Things About The Fall

Labor Day weekend has come and gone, and what’s left of your tan is probably beginning to fade. Add that to the fact that the first week of classes (When you don’t actually have to do anything but collect syllabuses and catch up with friends.)  has been replaced by actual classes, and you’re probably pulling a Danny Zuko and wishing longingly for summer nights.

But autumn isn’t all bad, and here’s why.

1. The Weather. Here on the east coast, we broke records with the sweltering summer heat. And I’m not going to lie; I took full advantage of that warm weather. But sitting in class in weather that’s meant for the beach? Like I’d ever be able to pay attention. I’m eternally grateful that the temperatures dropped just as I’m forced to hit the books. Plus, it gives you an excuse to buy that cute fall jacket you’ve been eying since July.

2. The Pumpkin Spice Lattes. They’re back. Yesterday’s trip to my friendly neighborhood Starbucks confirmed as much. Starbucks has also introduced the Toffee Mocha, along with the Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffin and the Pumpkin Scone. Its fall food at its best. But if you’re not quite as caffeine crazed  as I am, you could always try an old standby. Caramel Corn. Pumpkin Pie. Apple Pie. Caramel Apples. Apple Cider. Take your pick.

3. The New TV. I love a good reality TV meltdown as much as the next girl, but by the time August rolls around I’m ready for some good old fashion scripted drama. From Glee to Gossip Girl, your old favorites are returning. Don’t you want to watch the new cast of Dancing with the Stars make complete and total fools of themselves? Or find out if Derek actually recovers from the Seattle Grace shooting? Your wait is almost over. Read More »


TV Premiere Overload

If fantasy football is a good enough reason for guys to disappear for days on end, then I hereby give you permission to set aside the textbooks and turn off your cell phone for what is going to be the greatest (and most stressful) week of TV all year. It seems like every. freaking. show. on TV is premiering this week. Not sure how you’re going to fit it all in??

Brace yourselves, I’m about to outline the next five days’ worth of what to watch, what to TiVo, and what to skip altogether.  Oh, and all new shows are linked to their previews so you can decide for yourself!

Good luck. And thank god for Hulu. Read More »


The Bachelor Pad: The Final Twist

….And in the end, Dave and Natalie won the $250,000.

The finale of The Bachelor Pad was surprisingly low-key compared to the rest of the season.  Minimal tears, not one drunk person…even the “tell-all” question sesh was less than juicy.  So we found out Dave used to smack talk about the older contestants on the show. Seriously, who cares?

The big excitement came for me not while the couples were dancing (or in Kovacs and Elizabeth’s case, awkwardly looking at each other), when Tenley was baby talking (which was the whole show) or when Kovacs announced he was single (um, call me!), but rather when we got to see Gia and Wes reunited.  Any leftover hatred I had harbored for Wes from Jillian’s Bachelorette season had evaporated early on in the Bachelor Pad.  But, let it be known, tonight I transitioned to full on loving him.  Come on, was the man not totally precious!?

I may be paraphrasing, but do you remember when he said, “What’s $250,000 when I’ve got a million bucks sitting right next to me?” and then looked over at Gia.  Okay- one, two, three…awwwwwwwww!  Please know that right after I write this I’m going to put in The Notebook and cry into big bottle of seltzer (perhaps with a little vodka, just for fun). Read More »