
What is it about professors?
Usually, I’m not the kind of girl to find much older men attractive. I guess I just like ‘em bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. I know it’s perfectly normal, and even expected, for women to date older men, but I don’t see the appeal of it. I’ll take Zac Efron over George Clooney any day of the week.
I just don’t get it when my friends talk about how hot George Clooney is. Isn’t he, like, 50? I mean, come on. His skin is so leathery I can almost smell it. And when Monica dated Richard on Friends, I cringed every time they kissed. Mostly because Tom Selleck looks like my Uncle Dennis, but still. Am I really supposed to find the bushy mustache sexy?
But then all that changed a couple months ago as I sat taking notes in class…
Maybe it’s his bifocals. Maybe it’s his silver hoop earring, or his penny loafers, or the fact that he bears a striking resemblance to Benjamin Bratt (with wrinkles and gray hair). But I’ve got a serious thing for my over-the-hill film professor. It doesn’t help that his name is Mark Robinson, which has inspired more than a handful of before-bed daydreams featuring myself murmuring the phrase, “Are you trying to seduce me, Professor Robinson?” as he slowly reveals his argyle knee socks.
The way he lectures is just so…passionate. I have honestly learned more in his class than I have in any other one this semester, and it’s not just because I show up to every class and hang on his every word.
The class meets every Tuesday night from 6:00 to 10:00. First we (passionately) discuss readings, and then we watch a film together. So in my deranged and perhaps delusional mind, Professor Robinson and I have already been on several dates. What? … He turns off the lights, and he sits in the row RIGHT next to me! It counts. It does.
Shut up. Read More »

“Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.” – Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
And that is exactly what I plan to do on this day, National Sandwich Day. Sit in peace and eat my go-to sandwich: the T.B.M sandwich from Cosi. With only a mere three ingredients, this sandwich somehow speaks to my soul and brightens even the darkest of days (no thanks to you, Daylight Savings Time.) If this sandwich was a man, I’d be rolling around in bed with it right now. Hell, maybe I’ll do it anyway.
My love of sandwiches and my love of men run almost parallel to each other on the mathematical graph of my life, intersecting only at the moment someone lets me eat a sandwich and have sex at the same time. That’s the stuff dreams are made of. And until that time comes, I’ve thought up a few sandwich ideas that bring my two weaknesses together. Read More »
Tags: brad pitt, Chace Crawford, cosi sandwich, Ed Westwick, george clooney, gossip girl, I Love You Man, jack black, Jason Segel, jonah hill, Knocked Up, manwich, Matt Damon, national sandwich day, paul rudd, sandwich, Seth Rogen
October 27, 2009
- 9:00 am
By Kim - Stanford
I never thought I would say this, but I am completely over and tired of super hot guys.
Yeah, that’s right, I said it. I am over them.
Okay, so I’ll always have a weakness for super hot abs (I’m looking at you, RPatz), but I would much rather spend my time with the new class of men out there. I call them the Hunky Beefy Boys and they are redefining what it means for men to be sexy. And I like it.
Thanks to the new comedians out there in Hollywood, charming is in and hot is out. Comedians like Jason Segel, Vince Vaughn, Seth Rogen, and Will Ferrell are now considered Hollywood’s sexiest. Whereas women wouldn’t give guys like them a fighting chance before, these guys are now making the girls swoon.
So maybe they don’t have washboard stomachs or chiseled cheek bones but they have charm, wit, and a sense of humor that make them completely irresistible. And they are all perfectly hunky beefy: tall with a little more cushion for the pushin’, but still fit and mouth-watering.
Traditional hotties of the past like George Clooney, Harrison Ford, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt are still sexy, obvs, but they are starting to fall by the wayside for these new guys who have something more than an Abercrombie smile.
So what is it exactly that has us melting like a pat of butter into their husky hands? Read More »
Tags: boys, charming, crush, funny guys, george clooney, Jason Segel, sense of humor, Seth Rogen, sexy, sexy guys, wedding crashers

Hot Guy = Good…when he keeps his mouth closed.
Smart Guy = Good…after you rid him of those light wash/reverse fit jeans.
But a hot, smart guy? Who also happens to be a gifted actor?
Uh, marry me?
We all love ogling hot celebs, but ogling hot AND smart celebs is even better! Believe it or not, many Hollywood stars have both the looks and the brains, whether they attended an Ivy League college or are involved in worldwide social activism.
Here are 10 male celebrities who have the whooooole package. A package I’d like to take home to mama: Read More »
Tags: chris noth, edward norton, george clooney, hot male celebrities, Hugh Grant, James Franco, John Krasinski, jon stewart, kal penn, Matt Damon, smart celebrities, smart male celebrities, will smith
This past week, the world mourned the loss of celebrities and entertainment personalities Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays. As well as Rick Astley, Jeff Goldblum, George Clooney, Natalie Portman, Harrison Ford, Liza Minelli, and Milo Ventimiglia, among a slew of others.*
Well, not really. Only McMahon, Fawcett, Jackson, and Mays have passed; the rest of the celebrities are alive and well. Just more proof that you can’t believe everything you read these days.
Since last Friday, the Internet has been abuzz with rumors of numerous celebrity deaths, from the currently famous to the has-beens. None of these rumors are true, and yet, they are spreading like wildfire, with new ones popping up every day. Why has the rumor mill been working overtime lately? What makes people spread such tasteless gossip, especially in the wake of four tragic deaths?
If you look at how pop culture has progressed over the past several years, there is a strong trend toward the desire for attention. Everyone wants their fifteen minutes of fame, and tech-savvy people know that if you break news on the Internet, your name will live in infamy. It’s the perfect recipe for publicity: celebrity death (true or false, it doesn’t matter) + hysteria + the Internet = fame. Write up a blog post about a random celebrity’s death, and you’ve got all the attention you could want, and more. Take TMZ, for example, the site that broke the news of Michael Jackson’s death and that is now, for lack of a better phrase, reaping the benefits of having done so. Read More »
Tags: billy mays, celebrity death rumors, celebrity deaths, celebrity gossip, ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, george clooney, Harrison Ford, Jeff Goldblum, liza minelli, michael jackson, milo ventimiglia, natalie portman, Rick Astley
May 4, 2009
- 4:00 pm
By Amanda - Wagner

Spring has sprung and bromance is in the air.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but is there anything hotter than two men who are such good friends they are often confused as lovers? I think not. Maybe it’s because they exhibit the exact characteristics I look for in my own relationships with men. Think about it, guys in bromances are sweet and understanding, they crave intimacy and inside jokes, they use nicknames and share common interests, and they aren’t afraid of affection (even with other men). It’s the perfect relationship – and no need to search for the
right diamond engagement rings or plan a wedding!
Of course I would never get in the way of a bromance. It’s just not my style. But I would have no problem, say, nestling into a bromance sandwich. Why break up the friendship when we can make it a threesome (or in some cases, a bromance orgy starring me)? Unfortunately it may be some time before I end up in the same room as the Apatow hotties, so for now I’ll just have to settle for the hottest bromance gallery of all time. Click on each image to get a full size shot and enjoy! Read More »
Tags: Ben Affleck, brad pitt, brody jenner, bromance, bromances, Chace Crawford, chuck and larry, Ed Westwick, Friends, george clooney, hollywood bromance, joey and chandler, john c reilly, Kevin James, lance armstrong, male friendships, Matt Damon, matthew mcconaughey, step brothers, turk and jd, will farrell
March 2, 2009
- 9:00 am
By Caroline - Duke
You’ve been compared to Angelina Jolie. He’s more of a Steve Carell. Should you take him up on his lunch-date offer?
This is the dilemma I have often faced during my college years (aside from the part about looking like Angie), and I faced it once again last Thursday.
I was pre-gaming with some guy friends, their friends, and the friends of those friends, when one of them (unfortunately not the Abercrombie model look-alike with whom I’d been flirting) came up to me and asked, “Do you remember when you turned me down at Shooters (a local club)?” My face turned strawberry red as I mumbled, “uh…no…”
I felt embarrassed, awkward, and most of all, shallow (yes, of course, I remembered). I ended up apologizing, blaming it on stupidity, and agreeing to dance with him that night to make up for it. I attempted to seem interested, but as hard as I tried to look past his sub-average looks, the shallow part inside me was screaming “you deserve someone cuter!”
I know, I know. I’m a horrible person. Looks are sooooo unimportant. But really, are they? Can you honestly say that you wouldn’t rather share a kiss with George Clooney than Jack Black? Exactly.
But what if the former was a jerk and the latter a sweetheart? How much attraction-at-first-site must you give up for a magnetic personality? I decided to test the waters, and see if this guy’s character alone was enough to lure me in. Read More »
Tags: abercrombie model, angelina jolie, are looks important, boyfriend, dating, george clooney, jack black, leonardo dicaprio, libido, love at first site, personality, Relationship Advice, Relationships, Sarah Palin, sexual attraction, steve carrell
November 21, 2008
- 10:56 am
By CC Staff
Tags: abc, angelina jolie, Beyonce, chocolates, countries, dirty sexy money, discounts, eddie cullen, eli stone, final exams, five minutes, george clooney, good press, hot mess, kiehls, Los Angeles, movie, mustache, old lady, people magazine, premiere, pushing daisies, put a ring on it, sex advice, shane mercado, single ladies, study tips, studying, thanksgiving, twilight
October 29, 2008
- 12:31 pm
By Mandy - Hofstra
AskMen.com just released their list of the Top 49 Influential Men of 2008. The list includes celebrities, athletes, businessmen and other world-changers. Kudos to all these outstanding gentlemen for all their accomplishments, and extra kudos to the dudes who made this list and also happen to be really smoking hot. All 12 of them, to be exact.
We sifted through the list of influencers to find the best of the bunch. Influential and hot…this is a list of pure perfection. What more could a girl ask for?
12. Michael Phelps- With 8 Olympic gold medals under his Speedo, Mr. Phelps can stroke my breast breast stroke me any day!
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Tags: 49 most influential men, amercian psycho, american idol, askmen.com, brett favre, Christian Bale, Cristiano Ronaldo, david beckham, facebook, george clooney, gold medals, Heath Ledger, hot men, jon stewart, kobe bryant, marz zuckerberg, men, michael phelps, nba, NFL, olympic, Ryan Seacrest, soccer
October 8, 2008
- 2:00 pm
By Jess - NYU
Tags: ashley simpson, Beyonce, george clooney, Halle Berry, Howard Stern, J Lo, Jessica Simpson, Kirsten Dunst, lingerie football, madonna, martha stewart, musical, pete wentz, Posh, Sarah Palin, Skylar Deleon, victoria beckham, white trash