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Jul 31, 2014

Lesson #29: Do Unto Others [Bold Girls' Bible]

For, I don’t know, my entire life, I’ve been told “do unto others as you would have done to you”...

Jul 24, 2014

Lesson #28: Boys Like Smart Girls [Bold Girls' Bible]

In the words of Rivers Cuomo, lead singer of Weezer, "Smart girls, I can never get enough of those smart girls."

Jul 17, 2014

Lesson #27: Let It Be [Bold Girls' Bible]

Today, I was pissed off. Like mad beyond belief. I can't find my Michael Kors watch that I got from Stephen for Christmas. That's when "Let It Be" came on my shuffle. It was like someone was calling from my radio and telling me to drop it.

Lesson #26: How To Deal With The Morning After [Bold Girls' Bible]

I believe in the deepest depths of my heart that every woman has, or will, wake up in the bed of someone with the immense feeling of, "Crap. Now what?"

Jul 10, 2014

How To Deal When You Catch Your Hookup With Someone Else

I didn't handle the situation well for awhile until a good friend of mine sat me down and gave me these crucial and life changing tips.

Jul 3, 2014

Lesson #25: Make the First Move Already! [Bold Girls' Bible]

First of all, I just wanted to thank everyone because this is officially my 25th post as College Candy's resident Bold Girl. I can't believe its been six months (ish) that I've been spilling my guts and six months that you all have been reading. You make me happy my precious snowflakes.

Jul 3, 2014

Jun 19, 2014

Lesson #24: Sometimes It's Not Them, It's You [Bold Girls' Bible]

For the last, I don't know, 24 weeks I've been sitting here talking about how wonderful and strong women are. I've also been talking about how much guys suck. But, full disclosure, women suck, too.

Jun 12, 2014

Lesson #23: He's Really Just Not That Into You [Bold Girls Bible]

I probably watch He's Just Not That Into You a few times a year. It's a personal favorite. And although I've had some beef with that movie before, damn, it's usually right.

Jun 5, 2014

Lesson #22: Sometimes You're Going To Strike Out [Bold Girls' Bible]

Because I think I'm a new and improved Carrie Bradshaw, I started thinking about baseball and dating and tried to form some adorable connection. Well, guess what? I did.

May 29, 2014

Lesson #21: Facebook Stalking is For the Weak [Bold Girls Bible]

When Stephen and I first started dating, I had a problem with his ex-girlfriend. I told everyone that I just hated how badly she hurt him, but the truth was I was jealous.

May 22, 2014

Lesson #20: Just Get Up and Move On [Bold Girls' Bible]

Break ups are literally the worst. I don't care if you're the dumper, the dumpee or if it was "mutual." I don't care if you weren't even technically dating. It still counts as a breakup, and it is still the worst.

May 15, 2014

Lesson #19: Out With The Old, Forever [Bold Girls' Bible]

I think I have a small but very real hoarding problem. Like, I'm not going to appear on an episode of Hoarders anytime soon, but I keep things way past their expiration dates.

May 8, 2014

What People Are Telling Me When They Say, "You're Just Like Your Mom"

It took about 22 years, nine months and 34 seconds through a Burger King drive-thru for me to turn into my mother.

May 8, 2014

Lesson #18: Always Trust Your Gut [Bold Girls' Bible]

As long as I've lived, I've been told that women have a sixth sense. It's like our boobs can always tell when it's going to rain.