Taylor Swift wrote a thing and it's not about a boy she used to bone.
Get ready to roll your eyes all the way back into your head. Oh look, I can see my brain.
Grab your laptop and pizza bagels.
Grrrrrrrrrrl, it's going to be sooooooo good. Goosebumps.
"Shall we begin the ritual fellatio?" You ask. "It only happens once a year," He says.
Our generation isn't any crazier than the last one or the one before it.
You beautiful centaurian God of abdominals.
Miley Cyrus stars in a video about LSD that looks like every other video about LSD and a soft grunge blog.
Honor the legacy of moderately priced, moderately delicious cupcakes!
Proof that Tyra's theories about the future aren't so farfetched, even if they sound like sci-fi fan fiction.
I eat a banana everyday, I am also a ho. Coincidence?!
Monday? What Monday? It's Saturday afternoon at the beach.
Happy Anniversary, Nick and Amy!
All you need is red, white and blue nail polish and perhaps a tiny bit of patience.