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Mar 4, 2014

15 Pictures That Accurately Sum Up This Never Ending Winter Wonderlame

I have so many cute clothes that I cannot weaaaaaaar.

Mar 3, 2014

Purdue Student Hacker Goes To Jail After Changing "F" Grades To "As"

You would think a student skilled and talented enough to hack into Purdue University's computer system to change his grades from Ds and Fs to As would be skilled and talented enough to pass his classes but apparently a paradox has presented itself.

Mar 3, 2014

Lupito Nyong'o Is Actually a Delicious M&M Candy

Candy coated on the outside with a delicious chocolatey inside.

The 10 Oscar Moments Everyone Is Talking About

"When I look down at this golden statue may it remind me and every little child that no matter where you're from your dreams are valid."

Mar 3, 2014

15 Amazing Pizzas Too Creative To Eat

I have no idea how anyone can perfectly place toppings so that even after the cheese has melted they remain beautifully in place to create an elaborate design but I appreciate that there are people with enough time and skill to figure it out.

Mar 3, 2014

10 Signs Mercury Is No Longer In Retrograde

If you've felt like your life was in shambles these past few weeks this is probably why.

Feb 28, 2014

Feb 28, 2014

Parents Watching Their Kids Tweak At EDM Festivals Is Funny And Sad

Festivals, Sex and Suspicious Parents is a real, actual show that exists on BBC Three where parents watch their beloved...

Feb 28, 2014

Guy Cheats On Girlfriend For 20 Retweets, Gets Away With It

A young man ponders whether or not he should cheat on his girlfriend with his "side bitch." Instead of weighing the pros and cons, he does it for 20 retweets on Twitter.

Feb 27, 2014

University of Utah Students Caught Smoking Weed In Igloo

Police found four University of Utah students smoking weed in a homemade igloo. The Huffington Post reports, “Sgt. Garth Smith...

Feb 27, 2014

The 7 Signs You Chose The Wrong Major

Society decided to ask every seventeen or eighteen-year-old what they want to do with their life straight out of high...

Feb 27, 2014

Nicki Minaj Destroys The Male Gaze In Feminist Rant Rap

She won't allow her body, beauty, sexuality and power to be defined by men. He gazes at her and she stares right back. As she raps, smashing and destroying everything, completely devouring him, the eyes divert and wince in shock.

Feb 27, 2014

Racist Paula Deen Feels Like "Black Football Player That Came Out"

You know, the struggles of an old white racist millionaire are exactly the same for a rising, gay, Black, football star.

Feb 27, 2014

16 Horrifying And Hilarious Human Animal Face Swaps

Do you ever just look at a person, remember they are an animal and realize that we are just ugly, freakishly dressed creatures that are strangely tech savvy?

Feb 26, 2014

Ranking Scandal's Top 10 Most Evil Characters

With the second half of of Season 3 approaching instead of recapping all that's happened we thought we'd rank the Scandal characters with our moral compasses. Who on Scandal is the most evil?

Feb 26, 2014

Lena Dunham Takes Author Photos In Panties

Yo, Lena Dunham is like the queen of unflattering clothing.