I deleted my OkCupid profile at the beginning of the year. I figured that I needed a fresh start. I had it for a good 24 months, met two douchebags and a handful of creeps who sent really uncomfortable messages. The page had bad vibes, man. So I started fresh and made a brand new one.
Because who doesn’t love puppies? I mean, really.
Cranking took on a life of its own, YOUUUUUU-ing its way into the hearts of dancers in the dirty dirty and beyond.
Now is probably the best time to snatch up winter goodies for the low.
Soon, we’ll be able to enjoy a nice glass of wine after that venti extra shot no whip skim caramel macchiato.
I double-dog dare you to shoot the link to a douchebag that’s currently ignoring you. Because it's NOT like he’ll respond ANYWAY.
What I don’t have are non-negotiables – dating deal breakers. It’s not like I’ve dated tons and tons of guys, so there aren’t any huge no-no’s that I’ve established.
So should students and recent grads like me pursue off-the-beaten-path careers?
A wise Mane named Gucci once said that girls are like buses. Miss one, next 15 one’s coming. I wish the same could be said for men – taken ones, at least.
You want loyalty, honesty, commitment and faithfulness. You want to be respected. You want to be loved. You want your effort to be reciprocated.
Sex is a part of life. Some just wave their freak flag higher than others.
Tell ‘em that it’s Lulu Frost or Anthropologie. No one will know the difference except for us. ;)
Whenever I like a guy – I mean really, really like a guy – I somehow lose all of my hard-earned, Howard-educated judgment and morph into a third grader.