This better you get laid.
Do you sing "We Go Together" to your bottle of Merlot?
Imagine having Beyonce's number in your contact book?
There were cell phones in the 1950s?
"The Academy is going to lead and not wait for the industry to catch up."
All together now: awwww!
Warning: Graphic images ahead. 🙅
You won't be lacking for procrastination material this year.