"In my opinion, you can either sit at home eating pizza all day or you can be out in the world getting Botox."
Don't be surprised to see this guy on Bravo soon.
This makes me really glad that I don't have any brothers.
"It's never been easier to make money online."
*Insert flying money emoji*
"Your looks are distracting to male coworkers. Move back two spaces."
Goodbye, duck face and fish gape.
From spreadsheets to bedsheets.
It turns out that you're only "indestructible" between the ages of 18 and 22.
"Fortune favors the bold."
You wanted to write memes? Darling, you just became one.
It's more of a blessing than a curse.
My parents said I could be whatever I wanted to be, but I think this girl took that literally.
Don't you hate when mom says you're not allowed to spend the night on the trampoline?