The 2014 Thirst Tour continues ...
This video and it's pop up text messages (that we pray to God aren't their real conversations) have taken him way past Jenna Hamilton on the awkward scale and we just can't handle it anymore.
"Britney looked like she just woke up from a four-day bender and Rihanna like she was still in the middle of one."
If you spend your weekends in liquor stores and bars (and then later with your face in a toilet), then this song is for you!
The first single will be called "Get Her Back."
There is much to say about this video, but we'll settle for just four of the most awesome observations we made.
I planned my entire weekend around seeing one band, The Strokes. I love Julian Casablancas, I love that lil Albert Hammond Jr, I love singing Last Nite wildly out of tune. I love it all. Bring it on. Me + The Strokes = Totally happening at GovBall2014.
Luckily, I still had my friend's brother's cousin's sorority sister's Twitter page open when I noticed an odd trending topic: "If I Ate The Pwussy Would U Tell Yo Homegirls????" Four question marks and all.
Jenny Lewis, be my best friend and let me raid your closet while you sing to me.
"I'm more interested in, you know, SpaceX and Tesla, what's going to happen with our intergalactic possibilities."
After you've paid your respects to our country's warriors, fire up the grill, get some red Solo cups, grab your speakers and enjoy the long weekend.
These stars who burnt out but didn't fade away (as Kurt Cobain put it in his suicide letter) include: Amy Winehouse, Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Jim Morrison.
The "Bonnie and Clyde" narrative is probably the truest of Beyoncé and Jay Z. Any couple this united and this successful has probably had to destroy some lives along the way to world domination.
Though the incident happened two Mondays ago, the trio has tried their damndest to distract us from the drama. Is it working?
The hashtag #PromBat went viral now this Rihanna fan has to Rhi-think her life choices.