Sometimes we have to forget what eggs really are, sometimes we have to roll up our sleeves and grab that food from the bottom of the sink, sometimes we have to hold our breath and deal with the ick to get to the good. Thus is life.
"The best thing you can do for your sex life is to learn to love sucking d*ck. It is one of my favorite pastimes. I could suck d*ck for like 7 minutes, anything after that is too long."
Do your friends constantly look to you for the best relationship advice? Are you the Picasso of flirt-texting? Do you always have an opinion on celebrity break ups, make ups and hook ups?
"Race matters because of the slights, the snickers, the silent judgments that reinforce that most crippling of thoughts: 'I do not belong here.'"
They're full of suspense and danger and all the stuff you need in order to feel way too emotionally attached to the characters.
As well as a ton of literary theory and how to correctly reference in an essay, I learned some important lessons in my freshman year of college...
"I was asking for a recommendation and he asked me what I did, I thought he was a great guy I thought we had a really good rapport, and I told him, and after that my grades immediately went down."
"Happy" is the musical equivalent of putting whipped cream on your already syrupy pancakes -- only some people can go all in on that level of sweetness. Or so I thought, until I heard Janelle Kroll cover it in a way that has me genuinely...wait for it...happy.
"No one knows this — I had a miscarriage for those weeks I took off . . . I couldn't move, I was sick. Mentally, that messes with you."
Not that anything stopped us before.
Whether you’re facing a litany of last-minute assignments and deadlines, still sending in those internship applications or job hunting like me, stay encouraged!
How painful is it to watch a show you fall in love with just fall into an abyss of crap-tacular storylines? How heartbreaking to watch characters outgrow the premise and be forced to regress or become unrecognizable from the ones who lured you into their world?
A student was filming a PSA and got to use training dummies, naturally wackiness ensued and he began Snapchatting photos of the human props.