He "doesn't read menus," for starters.
He didn't want her to have to relive the abuse.
She threatened to burn his family's house down.
She was sprayed with tear gas.
Spoiler alert: It's absolutely ridiculous and Rob isn't included. Sorry Rob!
"I loved Robin Williams... I don't think he's dead."
4. The dumb but lovable guy on your dorm floor.
Between praising the former presidential candidate for her inspirational message and lack of makeup, Clinton nailed it.