If you wanted to grow up to be a Disney princess when you were younger, these little nuggets will give you a bad case of feelings.
It's time to look at a different dating pool.
Olaf is basically your spirit animal at this point.
While he might not have won the contest, he just won all of our hearts by being the most PR-worthy non-prince Disney World has to offer.
"No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston, no one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston."
You probably don't feel your most gorgeous when you're lying in last night's outfit and your hairspray/champagne sprayed hair is quickly drooping, but last night's filters were fabulous.
Waiting for a taxi is far more realistic than waiting for your true love's kiss, especially in New York (despite what Sex and the City says).
'Tis the season to attack national treasures at Disneyland.
I'm talking big, beautiful lights that make everything sparkly, and make you feel like anything could happen (not your neighbor's hideous Santa couple that keep falling into compromising positions).
I've always been jealous of Cindy. Not only does she have a handsome prince and amazing shoes, she has little creatures that clean for her.
When Ariel first sang "Part of Your World" there were no iPhones, no Twitter, and no Taylor Swift.
It doesn't need to be happily ever after.
There are plenty of tracks in Disney movies with absolutely no magical queens or talking animals that deserve to be revisited.
Disney needs to take note and make these perfume bottles happen.
Nemo. Cinderella. Bambi. Snow White. Ariel. Belle.