"She wasn't pregnant, she never has been pregnant."
The Mountain also has a big heart!
Your pup actually hates it.
The locals seriously believe that eating a tortured pup will improve sexual prowess.
What kind of monster do you have to be to shoot a dog?
We've all done this with our animals...right?
This is what Super Bowl Sunday is all about, right?
Obviously the "Big Game" everyone is talking about is this.
It's like something out of Lassie.
Even animals are doing Christmas better than you are.
And you can barely teach your dog to pee outside.