Ali Lohan: THIS close to being another Hollywood porn star. Take that, Linds!

What do Obama, Hilton and Spears have in common? Ask John McCain!

Man-Makeup was one thing, but man-ty hose? Stop the insanity!

“Forgot” the SPF this summer? Here are some ways to fix the damage.

Fun with Heidi and Spencer: the kid’s book edition.

I can’t. stop. watching.

Get better, Liz! White Diamonds 4eva!

Wanna make a couple million? Time to transfer schools.

Breast Cancer: separate the fact from the fiction.

My 3 month old MacBook is about to be outdated…again.

Tom Cruise sued for being crazy a Scientologist.

Too cute for words.

Someone up above must hate me, because Heidi Montag released another terrible song. Perhaps this is what the U.S. Military is using in their latest foray into alternative forms of torture.

Don Imus seems to be back to his old ways. Shocking.

A lot of little children (and some really awesome college students…not me…ok, maybe me) spent their Friday evening at home with the Jonas Brothers.

The perfect breakfast for the morning after a late night summer Beer-B-Q.

To make money, or to make a difference; that is the question for many college grads.

Is your brain gay?

Some guys just can’t quite distinguish between fact and a cartoon from the early 90’s.

[Photo courtesy of the one and only, Perez Hilton.]

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• Believe the hype… machine. The greatest music blog site ever is back and better than ever.

• Rock of Love’s Heather has moved out of Brett’s house… and moving in with the Hogan’s?

• VIDEO – “Go the Gay Way.” Tarrantino shows why Top Gun is the gay-est hollywood movie ever.

• Men with Eye-lifts look like look like the L-word.

• These 11 starlets are the only thing “Hot” about the new fall TV season.

• Didn’t know they were missing, but People has found Lauren Conrad’s Miss Sixty “Bliss” boots.

• Hot or Not? Rolling Stone’s 2007 Hot list is here.

• VIDEO – A spoonful of cinnamon helps the medicine go… up. What’s the all the fuss?

• Yeah, yeah… you don’t watch porn. Here are 10 reasons why you absolutely should.

• “Bitch, I will cut you” – Ask Paris About Prison, she’ll give you an answer.

• VIDEO – Pimp My Car Lot. The Augusta Auto Pimp is gonna “put your butt in a car.”

• Beauty and the Beach. The Official Beauty Guide of Summer 2007.

• Sex Gone Green. Sliquid vegan love lube promises to make your love life orgasmic organic.

• VIDEO – God Help Us! The top 10 craziest TV Evangelists.

• Ma’am your suitcase is vibrating. A guide for safe vibrator travel.

• Friends with Benefits. Is there such a thing?

• Still pissed about the Sopranos finale? Customize your own end scene here.

• Josh Groban is Music’s Sexiest Single. Are you f-ing kidding me?

• I’m going to live forever. Turns out one or two orgasms a week can increase your life span.

• VIDEO – Get the Lindsay Lohan Tan. The E channel’s frighteningly fantastic new series “Sunset Tan” shows that you are never to young to have orange skin.

• You want to stick a needle in my where? The G-shot promises he’ll never miss your G-spot again.

• Celebrities in the Clink. Yes Paris is in jail, but what about those other celebs that have posed so graciously for Johnny Law?

• Tourfilter.com – A website that notifies me when all my favorite bands are coming to town??? The hell you say.

• Increase your odds on the Booty Call. Introducing Booty Grazing.

• VIDEO – “I’m the little lad that loves Berries and Cream.” – Learn the dance.

• Toe Cleavage. Hot or not?

• Jones-ing for Spoon? The indie gods are releasing a new song

a day in anticipation of their forthcoming release GaGaGaGaGa. Check it out.

• Film Fashion. Red carpet looks from the 2007 MTV Movie Awards.

- Life is short, and then you die or so the story goes. But it’s not that short and before you’re ready to kick-off, here’s a list of 10 Things Every Woman Should Try. Topping the list is the Rabbit. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve gone a round with the Rabbit.

- Hangover, Schmangover. The cure to the common hangover is finally here.

- TATS Incredible. Two weeks ago, we gave you the 20 Hottest Hollywood Gals with Tats. This week it’s all about the Men. Vanishingtattoo.com has just released their list of The 101 Hottest Tattooed Men in the World – 2007. Did your favs make the list?

- Kanye West 3.0. On the heals of the release of album #3, The Louis Vitton Don is giving away the album’s first video “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” on iTunes for FREE. That’s right kids $0.00. How can you pass on this one?

- Bikini-clad Celebs of Summer. Yes, Bikini Season is in session. Take our poll. If this doesn’t inspire you, I am not sure what will. Get your body looking like Jessica Biel by Summer’s End.

- Bikini not your thing??? Introducing the MonoKini. For some reason, Borat comes to mind.

- VIDEO. Everyone’s least favorite cable news anchor Nancy Grace falls victim to an on air prank by her staff. It’s pretty gorgeous.

- Horn Dawg. What do you do when you can’t control your dog’s sex drive? Well, buy it a sex doll ofcourse. Duh???

- To give or not to give… a blowjob. That is the question.

- “Our music will get you high, literally.” A new CD claims to possess the power to get you stoned… Whoa dude!

- I know what your saying, “I still haven’t finished all my SPRING sex positions ???”. I’m with ya, but put those spring things aside till next year and give these Summer Sex Positions a try. – (sexuall.org)

- Awaiting the July 10th release of Spoon’s highly anticipated forthcoming album Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga, The Hood Internet has put together a mad-cool mash-up of the album’s first single “The Ghost of You” with none other than GhostFace Killah. – (stereogum.com)

- Win a KOOBA “Natasha” Handbag just by leaving a comment. Could it be any easier?

- VIDEO – Bird drops a bomb on Bush. (liveleak.com)

- Abs-olute Hotties. The results are in- CollegeCandy’s Top 10 Hottest Abs in Hollywood. (collegecandy.com)

- Facebook goes to market. Facebook has added a new Craigslist-esque feature allowing you to find and buy college related items in your area – (facebook.com)

-Celebrity Couple Casualties. Something must be in the air. Last week we saw the demise of John Mayer & Jessica Simpson, Joel Madden & Nicole Richie and Lilo & Calum Best. The Soho Grand will never be the same after Blohan tore the posh hotel to shreds in her underwear. – (gawker.com)

- Summer Cocktails: Is Bartles and James your idea of a refreshing summer drink??? You better read this. (drinkoftheweek.com)

- Sex Secrets Revealed: Why do women fake it? The answer might just suprise you. (collegecandy.com)

- Yee Haw!!! A former stripper in Texas is sentenced to 3 1/2 years for conspiring to embezzle more than 1 million dollars from an Austin bank to start her own Nascar team. (chron.com)

- Back and Better Than Ever. The White Stripes release the first video from their upcoming release “Icky Thump”. (collegecandy.com)