You won't feel alone with these sweet treats by your side.
From red to black and every color in between, there is a lipstick shade for every sad, depressing day of the season.
Hopefully we won't actually be seeing any of these things...
Cry, scream, jump around, and call your mom for a nice freak out phone sesh with these tunes accompanying your tears in the background.
Every confident girl eats, drinks, and talks about kale.
Ask whatever holy, mythical spirit you believe in for toned abs. If you pray hard enough there's a 50% chance your prayers will be answered (as long as you follow a diet and exercise regimen in addition to praying).
5. Tell them you don't smile for less than $1,000 bucks. Bonus-they just might give you the money! Downside-you'll have to smile, but with $1,000 that smile will be real.
7. "I pride myself on my ability to keep up with the Kardashians."
He had so many girlfriends. Would I really want to be his sloppy seconds?