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Jun 6, 2014

The Difference Between "Hating" And "Criticizing"

Even if you don't agree with me, we probably share the same values. We probably both want equality and pizza for all.

Jun 6, 2014

15 'The Fault In Our Stars' Quotes That Will Give You Feels

I know my infinity will be infinite tears as I am sobbing out of the AMC Theater and putting cigarettes in my mouth like I'm some kind of metaphor.

Can We Bring Back Actual Photographs And Memories?

Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh. How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head?

Jun 5, 2014

8 Things You Should Stop Worrying About Because You'll Figure It All Out

Fear cannot be the thing that stops you from getting what you want and becoming the best version of yourself. Don't be afraid, just be. Be the hero you wish existed when you were a kid.

Jun 5, 2014

Make The Outback Steakhouse Blooming Onion With This Copycat Recipe

Your life spirals out of control and as you zip up your orange jumpsuit for a life in prison, you realize, "It was all worth it!" That is how good the blooming onion is, my friends.

Jun 5, 2014

Jun 5, 2014

Throwback Thursday: The Most Covetable '90s School Supplies Only The Cool Kids Had

The amount of supplies required to get through a day of 6th grade was astonishing: pencils, pens, paper, binders, folders, rulers, calculators

Jun 4, 2014

Lana Del Rey Thinks Feminism Is Boring, Maybe It's Her Daddy Issues

"I'm more interested in, you know, SpaceX and Tesla, what's going to happen with our intergalactic possibilities."

Jun 4, 2014

The 7 Worst Things About Being An Intern

Bitch work for the bitches. Rich work for the riches.

Jun 4, 2014

12 Men In Crop Tops: Vote If You Approve Of This (Beauty)

Man stomach. Soak it in. Soak it in. A few days ago I wrote about how changing fashion correlates to...

Jun 3, 2014

9 Things I Should Know How To Do By Now But I Don't

The thought of talking on the phone fills me with such an awkward irrational fear that I only answer it if it's my dad.

Jun 3, 2014

Rich College Girls Call Poor College Girls "Sluts" To Create Social Hierarchies

One sorority girl said, "I only see people who are Greek; I don't know who the other students are. They are like extras.”

Jun 3, 2014

14 Sunburns That Are Funny But Frightening

Sunburns sound bad. I use the word “sound” because although I know brown people can get tans and sunburn (and...

Jun 2, 2014

That Time Beyoncé Jumped Off A Ledge To Beat Up 50 Cent

"One time Beyoncé jumped off of a ledge and came running over cause she thought me and Jay had issues. And I’m like, 'What the f-ck?"

Jun 2, 2014

20 Celebrities Rocking Pasties, Do You Follow The Three-Quarter Boob Rule?

Are pasties the new accessory? Is the nipple the next frontier?