Ain't no shame in the #SoloYolo game.
Even if you don't agree with me, we probably share the same values. We probably both want equality and pizza for all.
I know my infinity will be infinite tears as I am sobbing out of the AMC Theater and putting cigarettes in my mouth like I'm some kind of metaphor.
Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh. How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head?
Fear cannot be the thing that stops you from getting what you want and becoming the best version of yourself. Don't be afraid, just be. Be the hero you wish existed when you were a kid.
Your life spirals out of control and as you zip up your orange jumpsuit for a life in prison, you realize, "It was all worth it!" That is how good the blooming onion is, my friends.
The amount of supplies required to get through a day of 6th grade was astonishing: pencils, pens, paper, binders, folders, rulers, calculators
"I'm more interested in, you know, SpaceX and Tesla, what's going to happen with our intergalactic possibilities."
Man stomach. Soak it in. Soak it in. A few days ago I wrote about how changing fashion correlates to...
The thought of talking on the phone fills me with such an awkward irrational fear that I only answer it if it's my dad.
One sorority girl said, "I only see people who are Greek; I don't know who the other students are. They are like extras.”
Sunburns sound bad. I use the word “sound” because although I know brown people can get tans and sunburn (and...
"One time Beyoncé jumped off of a ledge and came running over cause she thought me and Jay had issues. And I’m like, 'What the f-ck?"
Are pasties the new accessory? Is the nipple the next frontier?