"What is the least favorite holiday of a Black person? Father's Day," he says.
This must've been where they got the idea for the human centipede.
Remember whatever you choose in this poll will come true so share with 15 friends or a witch will eat toes at night.
Summer comes and you're so excited but then after a few weeks it gets kind of boring and then it's over and you're like, "What did I even do?"
Why not sleep underwater or on a giant cheeseburger?
We've all been there, standing in that fork in the road thinking: do I bone this guy for curly fries or do I leave this bar with my dignity?
How many breadsticks does one woman need, you ask? 500, at least, tbh.
The only difference between a woman who has never had sex and a woman who has a ton of sex is her choices.
Think of these as conversation pieces that you might actually want to talk about when people come over as opposed to, "Why are there so many dirty dishes in the sink?" or "Why don't you recycle?"
There is a serial tickler making your nightmares come true.
A good cry is like an orgasm for your eyeballs.
In another chapter of "It's hard To Be A Human Woman Because Society" . . .
Not only does Lisa's reading list range from politics, poetry, literary to commercial fiction, mathematics and magazine, she is also into a diverse group of men and women authors.
There's cheese and then there's cheese on a plate.
The truth is that women live in fear of violence from men and men do not live in fear of violence from women.