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May 9, 2014

Never Forget Friday: Barbara Walters Interviews Monica Lewinsky

The President was flirting with her so what does she do? She takes off her blazer and lifts up her shirt to reveal her high riding thong underwear. This chick was a boss.

May 9, 2014

15 Totally Unexpected, Totally Funny Mother's Day Cards

My mom was the women who taught me how to curse like a sailor.

You're Not A Real NYU Student Unless You've Done These 30 Things

NYU students have NYC as their campus, go to bars and clubs instead of frat parties, make fun of school spirit and take fashion a little too seriously sometimes.

May 8, 2014

18 Coffee Cups That Sum Up How You Feel This Morning

When you have a good cup of coffee at the start of the day you're glad to be alive. When you have a bad cup of coffee humanity can evaporate into a black hole of nothingness because what even is life anymore?

May 8, 2014

May 7, 2014

'Do You Wanna Go To Starbucks?' Is The Frozen Parody That Finals Week Needs

“Do You Want To Build A Snowman?” has already become a Frozen classic but “Do You Want To Go To...

May 7, 2014

What Your Pinterest Board Says About You

Keep in mind this list is total bullshit but it's pretty accurate total bullshit.

May 7, 2014

15 College Students Post The Weirdest Pictures From Their Textbooks

Some of the most bizarre, some of the most NSFW photos (you'll have to go over to the thread to see those) and some of the strangest visual interpretations of information I have ever seen.

May 7, 2014

Amherst Bans All Frats And Sororities To Change Rape Culture On Campus

Times are-a-changing. Amherst College is one of at least 55 colleges under Title IX federal investigation for mishandling sexual assault....

May 6, 2014

Shailene Woodley Says She's Not A Feminist For Really Dumb Reasons

"No because I love men, and I think the idea of ‘raise women to power, take the men away from the power’ is never going to work out because you need balance."

May 6, 2014

10 Tabloid Headlines Rewritten Without The Sexism

Rewriting these headlines really exposes the media's way of twisting everyday life for women into some sort of horrific state of being.

May 5, 2014

Avril Lavigne Won't Touch Fans Who Paid $400 To Meet Her

It's as if Moses parted Avril and her fans so they can never touch.

May 5, 2014

10 Nail Hacks That Will Change Your Life (And Make Your Nails Perdy)

In all of my time on Pinterest, in the many hours I've spent looking at Mason jars, I've spent even more time trying to figure out the best way to do my nails the quickest with the smallest margin of error.