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May 5, 2014

10 Totally Cute DIY Pinatas For Cinco De Mayo

Pinatas are fun because you get to hit them, they look cute, and they're filled with whatever you want.

May 2, 2014

10 Basic Bitch Things Every Girl Secretly Loves Too

Basic bitches are people who form an entire identity around things that don't make them unique at all.

May 2, 2014

Is Your School One Of The 55 Under Federal Investigation For Mishandling Sexual Assault?

The U.S. Department of Education is making universities' worst nightmares come true.

The 20 Funniest Graduation Caps

Because college is really just a "Game of Loans."

May 2, 2014

The 6-Step Guide To Curing Chronic Bitch Face

Tired of having to reassure everyone you're having a good time? Tired of strangers telling you to smile more in public? Tired of looking like an off-putting cold bitch at parties? We've got a cure for you and your face that is unacceptable in society.

May 1, 2014

Me. I Am Mariah . . . The Elusive Chanteuse Is Mariah Carey's New Album

Mariah Carey is bat shit delusional and I so love her for it.

May 1, 2014

May 1, 2014

James Franco Made Out With Lindsay Lohan When "She Was Young"

He says she stalked him. I say he is a perv.

May 1, 2014

15 Hot Nails That Couldn't Make Summer Come Sooner

Remember thoughts become things, so turn you finger into a thing and then that thing will appear, right? Right. OK.

Apr 30, 2014

College Professors Don't Care About Women And Minorities

No, this is not a Kanye West quote it's a research study.

Apr 30, 2014

The Totally Official "Mean Girls" Drinking Game

You know you're going to get so drunk your face falls off and you word vomit all of your crush.

Apr 30, 2014

Iowa College Lets Rapist Choose His Punishment Because The World Is Horrifying

The university allowed the rapist to choose between expulsion before graduation or he could graduate without walking. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Apr 29, 2014

You're Not Really A Broke Girl Unless You've Done These 10 Things

I respect that hustle. That hustle is real. That hustle is the hustle that will make you a boss in the future.

Apr 29, 2014

TIME Declares It The Year Of Pop Feminism

"Beyoncé, Miley and Pharrell aren’t just accidental feminists — they’ve actively promoted women’s empowerment through their songs, videos, and interviews, making feminism an explicit part of their respective public images. With their help, this was the year of pop feminism."