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Mar 13, 2014

Woman Complains About Spring Breakers Ruining Her Vacation

"They throw furniture off balconies, pee in the lobby and have sex in the pool in broad daylight."

Mar 13, 2014

Macklemore Sings Song About Putting The Seat Down

"LETS RAISE THE NEXT GENERATION TO HAVE BETTER AIM SO WOMEN DONT HAVE TO PEE & POOP ON OUR PEE!"

Mar 13, 2014

Man Sees Butt Cracks, Man Prays For Butt Cracks, Man Cries For Butt Cracks

One man takes selfies with butt cracks, prays for the butt cracks, cries for the butt cracks . . .

The 20 Best #SpringBreakBooks Tweets

"The Hangover Games," "Romeo in Juliet" and "Catch 22 STDs," are some our favorites.

Mar 12, 2014

Study Finds Female Students Are More Resilient Than Males

They found that female students were more resilient than their male counterparts, and that students who were more resilient in their freshman year would go on to do better overall.

Mar 12, 2014

Sorority Member Forced To Sizzle Like Bacon, Drink Till She Passed Out

State police are investigating a hazing incident at the University of Connecticut involving the Kappa Kappa Gamma sorority and Sigma...

Mar 12, 2014

Mar 12, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Lists 36 Of The Celebrities She Had Sex With

Lindsay Lohan wrote a lists of the 36 most famous men she's ever slept with including Heath Ledger, Justin Timberlake, Adam Levine, James Franco, Evan Peters, Jamie Dornan and Zac Efron.

Mar 11, 2014

College Students Arrested For Having Dog Do Keg Stand

What's fun for college students is literal torture to other animals.

Mar 11, 2014

We Can't Even Hate On Lena Dunham's Glamour Photo Shoot

I've hated on Lena Dunham's fashion styling before. I am not a fan of the often 1970s detective lady look. Yes, I realize this is shallow.

Mar 11, 2014

Emma Watson Tells Tavi Gevinson She's Conflicted On Beyoncé's Feminism

"She is putting herself in a category of a feminist, but then the camera, it felt very male, such a male voyeuristic experience of her."

Mar 11, 2014

16 Cats With Stuff On Them Are Totally Zen

They simply will not move. They simply will not. It's because they are zen kitties.

Mar 10, 2014

Stanford Won't Give Student Kink Club Official Approval

Is the school administration purposefully making this club jump through hoops?

Mar 10, 2014

Justin Bieber Is Biggest Brat In Deposition, NO, IT'S INCREDIBLE

When the lawyer asks if Justin Bieber ever dated Selena Gomez, Justin shouts, "Don't ask me about her again. Don't ask me about her again! Don't ask me about her again! Don't ask me about her again!"

Mar 10, 2014

Lady Gaga's Former Assistant Tells All In Scandalous AMA

"She walked around like she was Queen. But when you have 100 people screaming outside of your hotel anywhere you go, it's hard not to fall into the mindset that you actually are a queen to people."

Mar 10, 2014

Ren & Stimpy's Creator Draws Epic Miley Art For Bangerz Tour

It isn't hard to imagine Miley rolling up a blunt and watching Ren & Stimpy, so I totally get why she would want some of John K.'s signature toilet humor style for the Bangerz tour.