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Mar 8, 2014

Guy Takes Photos With Leo DiCaprio Cutouts On My Day With Leo Instagram

This master of the arts uses different photographs of Leo from different eras and carefully places them against the perfect backdrop.

Mar 7, 2014

Lily Allen Says "Women Are The Enemy" And We Don't Need Feminism

" I know that when I'm sitting in a restaurant and a really beautiful woman walks in, who's skinny, I instinctively think, 'Oh she's really skinny and beautiful and I'm really fat and ugly.' Every man I speak to always says they find that kind of woman gross, and they prefer a bit more meat on their ladies."

10 Totally Unnecessary Food Inventions

I am not sure if these strange food inventions actually solve any of our practical issues, until someone invents carb-less bread, I will remain skeptical of all inventors.

Mar 7, 2014

10 Tips For Drinking Alone So You Don't Singlehandedly Ruin Your Life

Drinking alone doesn't have to mean you are a pathetic cat lady, though it can! It can also mean you are an awesome cat lady!

Mar 6, 2014

The New SAT Is Going Back To 1600 And Is Supposed To Be Easier

Yes, the new and improved SAT sounds great and all but will it address the fact that they favor men over women?

Mar 6, 2014

Mar 6, 2014

Why Is Aaron Carter Desperately Trying To Get Hilary Duff Back?

"I'll spend the rest of my life trying to better myself to get back to her. I don't care what ANY of you think."

Mar 6, 2014

Police Took Photos Of All Of Justin Bieber's Tattoos, What Does Each Say About The Biebs?

So, right now I am about to make fun of all of Justin Bieber's tattoos but really, I am just teasing because all tattoos kind of are stupid while simultaneously not being stupid at all, you know?

Mar 5, 2014

5 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Ask Me If I’m On My Period

I am actually not a slave to my vagina.

Mar 5, 2014

The Very Best Hilarious Tweets From Beyoncé Fan Fiction

To most, Beyoncé appears to be some sort of beauty queen android or like she is trying too hard to convince us her poop doesn't stink, according to Beyoncé Fan Fiction she is merely a vegan superhuman with magical powers.

Mar 5, 2014

Suing Teen Loses Case Against Parents, Says She Wants To 'Sh*t' On Mom's Face

"Yeah sorry that you have problems now and you need to harp on mine because i didn't and i actually took a sh*t which i really just wanna sh*t all over your face right now."

Mar 5, 2014

Watch Oprah Tell Lindsay Lohan To "Cut The Bullshit"

Oprah gets pissed she is misbehaving and sits her down for a heart to heart. If Oprah can't save you then perhaps, you need to save yourself.

Mar 4, 2014

Bratty Teen Sues Parents For College Tuition, Is Ridiculous Human

She really isn't using her noodle and if she carried on this way in my parent's household she would have been whooped on the back of the head with a slipper. Girl, you need to think straight.

Mar 4, 2014

13 Totally Bonkers Sexual Misconceptions From Reddit

In sixth grade, a boy in my class, obviously unfamiliar with the female anatomy, thought that boys were shat out through the anus. The same dude asked questions about micropenises, which made us all crack up."

Mar 4, 2014

Did Andre Drummond Leak Jennette McCurdy's Scandalous Photos?

And this is why you don't send nude or racy pictures with your face in them to boys you met on the internet even if they are NBA stars—no, especially if they are NBA stars.