“You got me, do whatever you need to." Godspeed.
"My priorities are definitely in [check,] to be honest."
Is this a good excuse for me to buy pizza more often?
"It was the next chapter; our firstborn was marrying this beautiful girl."
Hi haters. 🙋
You literally have nothing to lose - and everything to win.
'Is it too late now to say sorry?' Uh, yes.
Can all husbands be like this?!