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Feb 17, 2014

Cal Poly Bans Shots, Beer Pong And Drinking Games

Cal Poly San Luis Obispo has banned all students, even those 21 and older, at Greek life events from drinking shots, playing beer pong and drinking games.

Feb 17, 2014

Princeton Mom Tells Female Students To Find A Husband Not A Job

"You should be spending far more time planning for your husband than for your career—and you should start doing so much sooner than you think."

Feb 17, 2014

Miley Cyrus Rides Wiener, Monica Lewinskys Bill Clinton, Is Batshit

Miley Cyrus kicked off her Bangerz Tour this weekend by simulating oral sex on Bill Clinton. Basically, it was exactly what I had imagined, except way worse.

GIRLS Recap: Season 3, Episode 7 'Beach House' [A Bro's Thoughts]

The crew gallivants to Long Island for a stay at Marnie’s Mom’s friend’s house. Of course Marine wants everything to go perfect, but there’s always some forced melodrama because we’re talking about Girls, right?

Feb 16, 2014

Simon Rex's Instagram Videos Are Disturbing, Yet Amazing

For no other reason than the fact that I'm drawn to him in the same way you might consider making out with a frat bro in an American flag tank top because YOLO what else is going on, I occasionally keep tabs on Mr. Rex. I just like to know what that beautiful mind of his is up to.

Feb 16, 2014

Your Post Valentine's Day Weekend Horoscope

This weekend we present you with horoscope translations, basically real ass horoscopes translated so you can actually understand what those vague messages even mean. Enjoy.

Feb 15, 2014

One Girl's Story Of How Her College Mishandled Her Sexual Assault

"One night when we were both very drunk, I asked him to stop multiple times and he did not, and since I was concerned about him hurting me, I didn't keep pushing the issue."

Feb 14, 2014

Duke University Porn Star Is Getting Slut Shamed By Her Peers

At the end of the day people feel like they have permission to treat this woman poorly, no matter how smart or accountable she is for her actions, because they believe a woman who has a lot of sex deserves to be bullied.

Feb 14, 2014

Valentine's Day Explained By Your Favorite TV Shows

Today is Valentine’s Day but according to twitter if you ain’t getting the V or the D, it’s alentine’s ay....

Feb 14, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio Turned Down a Role in "Hocus Pocus" & Other Links to Read in Bed

I know Halloween isn't exactly around the corner, but I'll take any opportunity I can get to talk about my favorite "spooky" movie of all time, Hocus Pocus.

Feb 13, 2014

Brush Up On "House of Cards" Season 1 & More in Today's Candy Dish

Since you, like me, probably watched the 13 episodes of season one in record time, it's safe to say we could use a little brush up on where things left off.

Feb 13, 2014

Two Teachers Announce School's Snow Day By Rapping To 'Ice, Ice, Baby'

"Will the power stop (No!)/I don't know/ Turn up the heat and let go/sleet falling down like a million missiles/bringing school delays and early dismissals"

Feb 13, 2014

Drake Goes On Twitter Rant After Rolling Stone "Misquotes" Him

Drake disses Yeezus and Phillip Seymour Hoffman? Oh no he didn't!

Feb 12, 2014

Two 100-Year-Old BFFs Talk Bieber, Twerking And Selfies

Two women, Irene and Alice, have been best friends for 94 years. I can hardly stand some of my friends for 94 seconds so we can say for sure that their friendship is something special.

Feb 12, 2014

Watch "Mean Girls" Recreated By Cats & More in Today's Candy Dish

You'll laugh. You'll cry. You, too, will feel triumphant when Glen Calico gets four candy canes.