You gonna ruin your freakum dress drinking like that, girl.
Are you angsty? Sexually experimental? A vampire slayer? We know where you should go to school.
College girls are notoriously obsessed with cuteness. Whether its cute boys, a cute dress, cute shoes, a cute GIF or a cute little compliment from a friend, us ladies just eat it right up.
Ahhh, summertime and the living is anything other than easy if you have to work.
For the last, I don't know, 24 weeks I've been sitting here talking about how wonderful and strong women are. I've also been talking about how much guys suck. But, full disclosure, women suck, too.
"Britney looked like she just woke up from a four-day bender and Rihanna like she was still in the middle of one."
If a student is dating a professor, I am probably going to give that professor side-eye.
What makes Shay so special? Aside from the fact that she has a beautiful face and a real/healthy/amazing body, she just always seems so happy. This is a girl who clearly knows how to have fun - oh, and her hair is fabulous.
Ironically, a lot of beautiful things are penis-shaped.
If there's ever been an argument to step away from the Kindle and actually buy a real life book, this is it - consider how much a pretty coffee table book can add to you apartment.
Cheap fashion is undeniably appealing. Why pay $100 for something when you could get something that looks pretty similar for $15? The issue, however, is with quality.
Since graduation I've really, really gotten close with my anxiety, not in a good, coping kind of way. In a bad, consuming kind of way.
If you ain't going to love your selfie, how in the hell you gonna love somebody elsie?
Being a size 0 cost money.
IT'S GETTING EASIER. Finally. I'm no longer feeling that constant need to check Twitter or Instagram. I have no Facebook-related FOMO. This feels like success.