"Turn this shiz up!!!! LIKE I WOULD," he tweeted. What a jokester.
That's a lot of likes.
"I just wasn’t convinced with what we were selling."
We recommend some ice cream and sweatpants.
Zayn Malik versus Calvin Harris
We have it on good authority that the former One Direction hottie ended things with his gorgeous ex-fiancee.
In case your team is too nice to tell you, you look like Eminem.
*Insert sobbing emoji here*
Stephen Hawking answered a lot of questions at the Sydney Opera House on Saturday about black holes, the history of time, and One Direction. Wait, what?
Work the look Zyan, it worked for Nick Jonas and Justin Timberlake!
R.I.P Zyan Malik's hair