No one is going to make room for you when you've got all the extra baggage.
Being "pretty" all the time isn't actually ideal.
The summer of sparkles.
Get something cute for yourself, astrology bbs.
You know you shining when thirsty alleged mistresses come out of the woodwork and release singles the same week as you.
Do you like studs who weep in bed? You're in for a treat.
You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind . . . because they already left without you.
See the color-changing ice cream in a GIF!
Lionesses really do have more fun.