Warning: It might be difficult to "nail" this trend.
Nine floors isn't exactly a small feat; in fact, it's a lot of feet.
"Semen builds babies. They come out very soft and have beautiful skin, and it leaves my skin nice and soft."
Who will be named the country's best and brightest college student?
Yes, Grandma Syndrome is a thing, and you probably have it.
"[Making the squad] was the best moment of my life."
Isn't that what Twitter is for?
For days when you just hate everyone.
Better think twice before reaching for that last slice of pizza.
In today's "I haven't been offended all day and need to be" news...
I had no idea I could be jealous of two tiny sisters.
Rihanna has other priorities.
Macklemore's daughter is perfection.