Find your Christmas cheer...in the liquor cabinet.
"I cry when I'm sad, I bleed when I get cut."
Whether they're sending you selfies from on the toilet or even hitting you up via snap message at 2 A.M, you've just about seen it all by now
Your bedroom is like a shrine to your 12-year-old self.
The students planned to pull together $100 to $200.
Nothing is PC.
And gender non-conforming people, too!
Nobody wants to shake out a stocking only to unwrap a sad pack of tissues.
That aren't Bath & Body Works.
Even animals are doing Christmas better than you are.