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Aug 28, 2014

Beyoncé's Dad Admits Divorce Rumors Are A PR Stunt

Beyoncé’s father who may or may not be estranged from her after cheating on Supreme Goddess Tina Knowles said that...

Aug 27, 2014

Hello Kitty is Not a Cat, Says Alleged Hello Kitty Experts

Hello Kitty is not a cat. I'm not even trying to trick you by building up to the fact that she's actually a snow leopard or an arctic fox or something else white with pointy ears. Nope.

The Importance Of Reading Women Authors

It's sad to say but I've been exposed to more brilliant women writers through Tumblr than I have through classrooms.

Aug 27, 2014

The 50 Best Colleges For Hooking Up

Was your school thirsty enough to make the cut?

Aug 27, 2014

Your "Pretty Little Liars" Cheat Sheet: Season 5, Episode 12

And we've arrived at the #fAtalefinale! Also, it was Thanksgiving! Glad to know where we are in time because you sure as hell can't tell by their clothes.

Aug 27, 2014

Aug 27, 2014

Barfing and Bros in Necklaces: "Bachelor in Paradise" Recap, Episode 4

So far in this episode I have been extremely disappointed. Marquel was sent home (but really, who would choose Marquel over Jesse?), and despite the fact that ABC tricked me into believing that someone went out into the jungle and got lost and cried… That didn’t happen.

Aug 26, 2014

Tri Delta Song Calls Other Sororities "Chodes" And "Sluts" To The Tune Of Katy Perry

The most beigely basic, pumpkin spice flavored, Earlybird-filtered-selfie-taking coed to do a shot of Fireball in a sombrero and wake up with multicolored confetti puke in her hot pink Kate Spade tote bag.

Aug 26, 2014

Everything I Wish I Knew About Joining a Sorority

Sorority rush is like hell, if Hades wore Lilly Pulitzer prints exclusively.

Aug 26, 2014

Solo Dates and Mental Breakdowns: "Bachelor in Paradise" Recap, Episode 4

I can’t explain how mad I was when I realized there were four hours of this show on in a row, but here we are. And to be honest, it was pretty entertaining.

Aug 25, 2014

19 Things You Can Expect Your First Semester Of College

Oh college. The pretty much compulsory life stage that inspires excitement and a little fear. What will your first ever semester of college be like? Will you make friends? Will you be okay?

Aug 25, 2014

This Mom Dressed Her Sons Like Celebrities And It's Everything

These tiny nuggets will make your ovaries squee.

Aug 25, 2014

33 Signs You're A Flawless Bad B*tch

Are you a good bitch or a bad bitch? Just kidding, there’s only one kind of bitch to be: a bad bitch.

Aug 25, 2014

7 Necessities to Include In Your Shack Pack

I know Cosmo tells you to casually pair your dude's jeans with sequins for a look that "flawlessly transitions from day to night!" but the reality is that pairing your super slooty spandy dress with a pair of his boxer shorts is less than stealth.