I double-dog dare you to shoot the link to a douchebag that’s currently ignoring you. Because it's NOT like he’ll respond ANYWAY.
Yes, most of his songs are focused on giving him that toot toot and beep beep, but some of the tips are surprisingly good...
You want loyalty, honesty, commitment and faithfulness. You want to be respected. You want to be loved. You want your effort to be reciprocated.
You know what I'm talking about - where you see a couple so obviously mismatched that you're left wondering how they even got together in the first place.
The first time I got dumped, I found out it was because I was 'boring'. I was pretty upset. I cried on the bus ride home, I cried in my best friend's bed, I cried intermittently over the next few days. I was also angry.
When it’s real, you’ll try your damndnest to keep it going. And we can't knock you wrongdoers for trying.
Being "nice" is great, but you shouldn't get some freaking award for something that 90 percent of the population already does. You need to stand out.
Despite all of this pressure to avoid sentiments and to keep things casual, many still want a steady, monogamous relationship. How do you define a relationship like that amongst all the friends-with-benefits and casual relationships being built around you?
Patti suggests to her clients that they abstain from sex until monogamy; this will earn them more respect. But is this the right advice?
Since the days of When Harry Met Sally, men and women have been asking, "Can men and women really be just friends?" Well, yes. But in recent years there's a new development. The "Friends With Benefits" relationship.
Deep down, I'm sure most men are deeply sensitive souls who absolutely love romantic gestures and cute pet names. But a lot of the time, they're really not interested in you blowing up their phone with cutesy, over the top, lovey-dovey texts.
You have the magic touch when it comes to Instagram creeping. No rookie mistakes of accidentally liking a photo from 98 weeks ago will be made!
Society makes a huge deal about women being chaste and pure. Except that if a girl is seemingly too innocent, she's written off as well. I don't know about you guys, but I think that's kind of bullshit.
Instead of filling up the silence with "So yeah” and “Um…,” why not fill it up with conversation starters that can potentially salvage an awkward date and set you up with a second?
When I think about love, I don't think about all the normal stuff like having someone to do stuff with, the physical aspects, or being a part of a pair. No, when I think about being in love, I think about fear.