Orgasms are by far the most fun you can have for free.
Guess where students are putting their twin XL beds to work.
"Consent: If you don't get it, you don't get it."
"If you call it a 'hoo-hah,' you're not ready for sex."
"Why would you want a thing that looks like a rabbit?"
Why not leave it on?
Wrap it before you tap it, fellas!
This is not the time to bring out the book on Kama Sutra.
Grease made "summer lovin'" seem awesome.
You know the phrase, "Don't drop the soap?" That also applies here.