10 Ridiculously Expensive Things Kate Middleton’s Daughter Will Need Because #RoyalBabySwag
The future Queen of England will need the finest of the fine as a baby. We’re talking Gucci backpacks to Louis Vuitton baby charms to million dollar rocking horses.
Can You Spot Kate Middleton’s Baby Bump? [Candy Dish]
Kate Middleton ventured into the world of us muggles to debut her new baby bump.

Celebrities Wear The Same Outfit Twice, World Poos Its Pants [Candy Dish]
Did you know that celebrities sometimes wear the same clothing twice because they’re not disgusting, wasteful, consumption-whores? Me neither!
Wizard Casts Spell on Kate Middleton, Instantly Ages Her 37 Years [WTF Friday]
Kate Middleton and Prince William got the first glimpse of Kate’s royal portrait in a private viewing Friday morning, and let’s just say it should have stayed private.
My 10 Favorite Pop Culture Events of This Past Year [The Weekly 10]
In case you forgot all of the great pop culture hijinks that happened this year, let me take you on a trip down 2012 lane……
Names I Hope Kate Middleton Doesn’t Give Her Baby…
So as much as I am obsessed with the news that the Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby, I am just as eager to find out the baby names the royal couple has in mind for their bundle of joy.
Kate Middleton is Knocked Up and You’re Wrong If You’re Not Excited
I know some of you are trying to play it cool over this news. You’re all like, “The Royal Wedding was dumb enough, now we have to suffer through some royal baby nonsense? [Dramatic sigh].” In response, I want to know WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

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Kate Middleton Has Invisible Bangs [The Apocalypse]
The world is pooing its pants because the Queen of Fire and Ice, Kate Middleton, has cut her fringe (the source of all her power) into a side bang. The new haircut is only visible to members of the Volturi. We can only confirm that the message from the nether world is true because we poured salt into the corner of the office yesterday and today it was gone! Are you a member of the Volturi? Can you see the difference?
13 Celebrity Couples Where He’s Reaching and She’s Settling [Dude's List]
In every relationship, one person is the reacher, one who is dating above their level of attractiveness, and one person is the settler…which is a bit more self-explanatory.
Kate Middleton Is Preppy and Peppy [Celebrity Chic on the Cheap]
While The Duchess Formerly Known As Kate Middleton has excellent style (some may some boring, I say classic), it does have a tendency to be a little…monochromatic.
Coming Early? [Candy Dish]
Nothing kills the mood more than premature ejaculation, am I right?
Are You Sick of Being Single? [Candy Dish]
Are you single? Do you think it’s the worst feeling in the world? Sometimes it may feel like that. But get this — being single isn’t as terrible as you’re painting it to be.

Candy Dish: Smack That
• Strippers love Akon
• Has porn made us all sex addicts?
• Demi Moore’s daughter sings the blues. Yeah, really.
• Vamp Diaries is back!