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Jun 27, 2014

The 22 Times The Kardashians Shared Their Clothes

This is actually, like, a really good thing, you guys.

Jun 26, 2014

14 Times Orange Is The New Black Raged Against The Patriarchy

"Ain't nobody got time for that, Patriarchy."

The 10 Signs He Is Too Basic For You

just like when we meet Mr. Right Now and not Mr. Right, we can meet Mr. Too Basic and not Mr. Just Basic Enough.

Jun 25, 2014

Jun 25, 2014

Make Chipotle's Cilantro-Lime Rice With This Copycat Recipe

OMG I love Chipotleeeeeeee. Oh my gaaaaaaaawd.

Jun 24, 2014

Kimye Butt Selfies Imagined As The Simpsons' Characters Is Amazeballs

In case you were wondering what Kanye's butthole looked like.

Jun 23, 2014

Northwestern's Journalism School Misspelled Its Own Name

Literally every single English teacher I have ever had has started the beginning of the semester with, "One thing you should know about me: I can't spell! LOLOLOL."

Jun 23, 2014

What Your Hangover Hairstyle Says About You

All you need is a hair tie, gatorade and a prayer.

Jun 23, 2014

Random Hookups Are Actually Good For You, Says Science

Put a P in the V and say, "Heeeeeeeey."

Jun 20, 2014

The 5 Kinds Of Men That Will Try To Holler At You At The Club

Going to a dance club is a special experience. You’re just trying to have a good time, maybe meet a...