This is actually, like, a really good thing, you guys.
"Ain't nobody got time for that, Patriarchy."
Donut even, because I can't even!
just like when we meet Mr. Right Now and not Mr. Right, we can meet Mr. Too Basic and not Mr. Just Basic Enough.
OMG I love Chipotleeeeeeee. Oh my gaaaaaaaawd.
He was trying to find the G-spot.
In case you were wondering what Kanye's butthole looked like.
Literally every single English teacher I have ever had has started the beginning of the semester with, "One thing you should know about me: I can't spell! LOLOLOL."
All you need is a hair tie, gatorade and a prayer.
This pink hellmouth of Satan is pretty qt.
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