All you need is an avocado egg roll and a prayer.
You gonna ruin your freakum dress drinking like that, girl.
Are you angsty? Sexually experimental? A vampire slayer? We know where you should go to school.
"Britney looked like she just woke up from a four-day bender and Rihanna like she was still in the middle of one."
If a student is dating a professor, I am probably going to give that professor side-eye.
Ironically, a lot of beautiful things are penis-shaped.
If you ain't going to love your selfie, how in the hell you gonna love somebody elsie?
Being a size 0 cost money.
Some of you might be saying, "Balderdash!" To which I would say, "Hells bells, Trudy!"
Are you a loser, loser double-loser, as if, whatever?
Would you have your whole uterus out for fashion?
It could happen to you. It could happen to anyone.
Your favorite character will die and it will be the biggest news of the century the next day. Just cry it out.
I say we use nail art to deflect from conversations about soccer.